hiddenshadows posted a quote
May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
Creepy? Have a history teacher try to explain this to you. Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected president in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected president in 1960. The names Lincoln and Kennedy both have seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the white house. Both presidents were shot on a friday. Both presidents were shot in the head. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Can you guess yet? Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assisnated by Southerners, both were succeeded by Southerners, Both successors were named Johnson. Lincoln's successor was born in 1808. Kennedy's successor was born in 1908. Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839, While Kennedy's was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by three names. Both names are composed of 15 letters. It gets better; Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy; Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'. Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre. & here's the best part: A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
becca95lx4 posted a quote
October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC
to players, we're hot. to perverts, we're sexy. to adults, we're cute. to relatives, we're adorable. to dumbasses, we're fine. to each other, we're pretty. to gentlemen, we're gorgeous. to the right guys, we're beautiful. but to ourselves, w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .
------------------------- The star of the football team h a s a b l i n d d a d who always comes to his games, even though he can't see him play. One day, the dad gets sick and dies before the night of his son's big game. The team is expecting him to slack off, mourning the death of his father. But he played the best game he EVER had, making the winning touchdown &+ many amazing plays. The couch is amazed, so he asked, "How did you play so well even after your father has passed? The boy stares right at him, and says "This is the first time he has ever seen me play." ♥ ------------------------- Not mine. I just love it
A Guy Had A Crush On This Girl He followed her wherever she went. One day the girl noticed and asked the guy. Girl: Why do you keep following me? Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you. Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you. (The Boy Turns Around) Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me. Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back. i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead. -xBeautifulDngerx
What is wrong with you? How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control? She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face? Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm? She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun. She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't. Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener. She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies. Imperfection is beautiful.