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  1. chubby_penguin chubby_penguin
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 11:21am UTC
    Like This If you Love
    One Direction<3

  2. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 11:47am UTC
    You know who's perfect?
    Don't bother reading the first word again because it's Niall Horan.

  3. Lizzz Lizzz
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Who would read my Fan-Fic 1D story?
    I know there's lots of them....but I really wanna get into writing again on here, and I like the band...so why not?
    I got an idea for one, so I hope people read it!
    Thanks lovelies. <3

  4. gottabeyou8 gottabeyou8
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Interviewer: Boobs or Bum?
    Niall: Her heart.

  5. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    "What would be your best pick-up line
    For a Directioner?"
    Niall: "Alright gorgeous, what the craic?"

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 1:01am UTC
    Who here on witty thinks their mom is beautiful?

  7. Summers_Stories Summers_Stories
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    My names Tara and I am three,
    We sleep in the garage, my bear and me,
    I can't cry loud, because if I do,
    my daddy will shout and hit me to,
    I didn't want to make him mad,
    But I don't know why he makes me sad,
    I tried to be good and serve him my best,
    but he decides all the rest.
    I'm alone right now, almost asleep,
    but How can I sleep when I can hear my dads feet,
    it's coming closer...closer...closer..
    I'm sliding into my covers...lower...lower,
    He hits me and strangles me,
    until I can not breathe,
    He throws me at the wall,
    No more greif.
    My names Tara and I am three.
    Tonight..my daddy murdered me.
    STOP CHILD ABUSE

    Favorite if you're against child abuse.
    MY QUOTE X

  8. XxSammyluv821 XxSammyluv821
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    I always wanted to be one of those girls who comes back to school after summer and looks amazing.
    oh well.

  9. BriBri27 BriBri27
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    omfggg!! one direction!! *screams st tv* I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! I know you can hear me!! wtf! answer!! ong! wmyb?? i gotta sing!! EXPRESSING MY DIRECTION LOVE!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! THATS WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL!! omg! niall pointed at me?! i'm gonna faint!! I hope no one sees me! i'm dancing ad singing like an idoit!! I LOVE YOU ONE DIRECTION!!!!!!

  10. Baseballfreak22 Baseballfreak22
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Girl-I hit a bunny mom :(
    The Mom-Oh no.. easter is cancelled.. Thanks alot!
    Girl-MOM!! :'(
    The Mom-Oh my god!
    Girl-STOP! He ran out in front of me! What was i suppose to do? :(
    The Mom-Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail..OH NO here comes Courtney! *SPLAT!!*

  11. starstuck2000 starstuck2000
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    Alone
    Chapter 1 (sorry its only short)
    I looked at the poster on the wall "couples party, get together with someone and come on down to what is garenteed to be the best party ever" me and my 4 best friends, Mimi, Haley, Kathleen and liz had been wanting to go for ages, but it had been for couples only, and we were all single. There was a group of guys we all liked, but there was four of them and five of us, so we gave up on the hope of going with them, all agreeing that it wouldnt be fair.
    *The girls in this story are Purplezebra99, Runninqueen1, Misswonder and YoungArabxx
    (*Sorry th((

  12. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    When I was little,
    I REMEMBERED cRaIG ON DRAKE&jOSH NOT AS
    mADDY'S nerdy DATE ON sUITE LIFE OF ZACK AND
    CODY.
    format by sandrasaurus

  13. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 9:36pm UTC
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    EVERYBODY TALKS
    EVERYBODY TALKS
    EVERYBODY TALKS
    ----------------------
    TOO MUCH <<<
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  14. xosarah86 xosarah86
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Plot twist: Everyone wants an American accent.

  15. Doctor Doctor
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 9:31am UTC
    Texts between my friend and I.......
    Me: Gabby I'm hungary.
    Friend: Maybe you should czech the fridge.
    Me: I'm russian to the kitchen
    Friend: Maybe you will find some turkey.
    Me: we have but it's covered in a layer of greece.
    Friend: Ew, there is norway you can eat that.
    Me: I'll settle for a can of chile
    Friend: That sounds good. I would love a canada chile as well.
    Me: Denmark your name on it.
    Like if you understood all the puns :)

  16. ELwriters ELwriters
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 11:31pm UTC
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  17. springerspaniel1 springerspaniel1
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    I'm bored so comment your name below and I'll comment a name that sounds good with yours

  18. kclove5 kclove5
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 10:24am UTC
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  19. wittylovexoxo wittylovexoxo
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 11:29am UTC
    someone dies their hair red: omg so pretty, i love red hair!!
    person with natural red hair: HAHAHAH GINGERR!!!! red is hair so ugly..ew.
    *i have natural red hair..i hate it -_-

  20. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 11:51pm UTC
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