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  1. UnicornHoran UnicornHoran
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Today a boy called me ugly.
    Lol I'm joking.
    Boys don't talk to me.

  2. ambear24 ambear24
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    how awkward am i?
    last night, my boyfriend and i were cuddling on the couch.
    i got cold and rolled up into a ball.
    and then i blurt out,
    "check it out. i'm an armadillo."

  3. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    H a n d s a n i t iz e r:
    Helping you discover cuts you never knew you had.

  4. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    To the ones i love i'm great :D
    On the outside i'm fine :)
    In my mind im okay :|
    On the inside i'm already dead :(
    Mq

  5. Alaska Young* Alaska Young*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    we'd make cute kids


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Ikindofhatemyself Ikindofhatemyself
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    To tell you the truth,
    I've never kissed a boy.
    Everybody I know has had a boyfriend;
    or their first kiss.
    Whenever people tell me I'm pretty, I dont believe it,
    And I'm just basically alone.
    ikindofhatemyself

  8. MorganElizabethMoss MorganElizabethMoss
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    Drake&Josh
    Josh: This is my worst birthday ever!
    Drake: Is it because you ran over Oprah?
    Josh: No, because it's a little humid...YES IT'S BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!

  9. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Lol So True: #58
    'Dude that song is so old.'
    'Well so is your mom, but you still listen to her.'
    lolsotrue.com

  10. cherryminnie2 cherryminnie2
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    I keep seeing these quotes about bringing back drake and josh and a bunch of other shows but im pretty sure nobody wants Hannah Montana back.

  11. lulumaybexo lulumaybexo
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 4:35pm UTC
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  12. .joyriding.* .joyriding.*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    & My motto is
    That if it won't matter in ten years, it's not worth worrying about.

  13. Jasminekaybutterfly Jasminekaybutterfly
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    A silent hug
    Means a thousand words to an unhappy heart.

  14. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Alone at home
    Me: *Makes a joke to myself*
    Me: *Laughs out loud*
    Me: *Wipes a tear*
    Me: Why am I so hilarious?
    Me: *Laughs a little again*
    Me: *Realizes my weirdness*
    Me: *Sighs*

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Everyone has this pain
    At least once in your life you have felt it before.
    This unexplainable hurting in your chest.
    The massive amount of thoughts in your head.
    It all leads to time either slowing down, or speeding up.
    You start getting dizzy, and confused.
    What is real?
    Who is real?
    What is the purpose of life?
    Then you realize, the feeling.
    its the feeling of being alone.

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Boys say they like natural girls
    But honestly,
    if there’s two girls walking down the street,
    one with nice smokey eyes
    and a classy red lipstick
    and another with shoved up hair and no makeup;
    you’re going to be looking at the one
    who made an effort ..
    and if boys do prefer natural girls,
    why is it always the girls who wear the most makeup
    who actually get the boyfriends?

  17. Iluvudaniella Iluvudaniella
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    //
    Saying
    “dude.”
    before you say something important.
    //

  18. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    Keep your friends close and your laptop closer.

  19. Iluvudaniella Iluvudaniella
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 2:16pm UTC
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  20. nessiecullen3 nessiecullen3
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    *In the Car I hear
    A song I like*
    Mom turn it up?
    *Turns up volume by 1*
    *Mom hears song she
    likes*
    *Turns up 100 percent*

:)

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