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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Abercombie4ev Abercombie4ev
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 10:44pm UTC
    I didn't think love existed until I met
    Him.

  3. xoxlive2dancexox xoxlive2dancexox
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 10:44pm UTC
    I forgave you to many times,,
    Now im done with this.
    Sorry it isnt pretty,, fav. if yu ever felt this way

  4. 33_LuvU2_33 33_LuvU2_33
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    The awkward rejection you get
    from your own pets

  5. Tails06 Tails06
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    BORN THIS WAY

  6. soccerplayerrr21 soccerplayerrr21
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    coke, please.
    Is Pepsi okay?
    Is monopoly money okay?
    facebook!

  7. YourOtherHalf YourOtherHalf
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 2:26am UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. youandme26 youandme26
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    your teacher says partner up,
    and you realize you have no friends.

  9. xthatsxlifex xthatsxlifex
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    *belly tops, flip flops*
    lemonade, in the shade.
    b l u e s k i e s , h o t g u y s
    » late nights, water fights
    ice cream, sweet dreams **
    bATHING SUITS, SHOOTING HOOPS
    { party time, school's out }
    ~ sleeping in and sneaking out ~
    summer eleven; let it begin

  10. he_likes_me_not_97 he_likes_me_not_97
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    Reasons why I don't open the curtain and look out the window at night:
    6% I'm afraid of the dark.
    94% I'm afraid someone will be lying against the window looking at me.

  11. Hailey* Hailey*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 10:59am UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Isn't it amazing how someone who was just a
    complete stranger can suddenly mean the
    world to you ??
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Not My Quote Or Format

  12. CateeKugy CateeKugy
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 10:27am UTC
    Today i bought a CD with all the best songs of Justin Bieber...
    It was empty...

  13. AVY AVY
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    WHY?
    Why do they say that 4 in 5 people suffer from diarrhea? Does that mean the 1/5 enjoys it?
    Why would they put brail on vending machines? Blind people can really see what they're gonna buy...
    Why is it that if practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
    Why do they call it a funny bone, cause when you hit it, IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL.
    Why do people say heads up when you should really put your head down?
    Why do you have to pay a toll on freeways?
    Why do sleeping pills have a WARNING label that says, "May cause drowsiness"?
    WHY?

  14. randomxxcardss42xo randomxxcardss42xo
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 12:34am UTC
    just for the record, the weather today is partly suspicious with a chance of betrayal.

  15. mkxisxrad mkxisxrad
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    i just figured \\
    everyone else is using this layout
    so i should too, just to be cool.♥♥♥

  16. liaaaana liaaaana
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    I wish I could ask the sexiest person on Earth to be my Valentine.
    But it’d be pretty weird asking myself.

  17. Rkittyz Rkittyz
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    Alarm Clocks;
    because every morning should start with a nice heart attack.

  18. spongemonkey1442 spongemonkey1442
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    i
    does this look like a zombie to anyone else??

  19. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    We don't talk anymore,
    and i don't understand why.
    its like you gave me wings
    then told me its illegal to fly.
    not mine

  20. SJ SJ
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2011 9:04am UTC
    I love the beach
    Why?
    because I can write down all my secrets, share it with the sand
    & the sea will take them, keep them forever, never to tell a single soul ♥

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