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Why do they say that 4 in 5 people suffer from diarrhea? Does that mean the 1/5 enjoys it?
Why would they put brail on vending machines? Blind people can really see what they're gonna buy...
Why is it that if practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
Why do they call it a funny bone, cause when you hit it, IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL.
Why do people say heads up when you should really put your head down?
Why do you have to pay a toll on freeways?
Why do sleeping pills have a WARNING label that says, "May cause drowsiness"?

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WHY? Why do they say that 4 in 5 people suffer from diarrhea?

907 faves · 35 comments · Feb 8, 2011 4:07pm

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avacado34 · 1 decade ago
it's called a funny bone because the scientific name for that bone is the "humorous" <- i think i spelled that wrong but you get the point (:
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punky27 · 1 decade ago
totallyyyy supermac18 (:
i love his bloopers for this
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MLIEminem · 1 decade ago
supermmaaaccc:D
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rawrrrrx3 · 1 decade ago
SUUUUUUUUUUUPERMAC18 < 3333333
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xlaxbabii234 · 1 decade ago
maccC<333333333
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TheTruthIsYoursxo · 1 decade ago
MAAAAAAAAAAAAC!!<3
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AVY · 1 decade ago
lolll iknwright
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justkiddiing · 1 decade ago
OMG WHYYYY
so many questions!!!
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AVY · 1 decade ago
your_a_trainwreck, iknoww. once again, its supposed to be funnt because its FREEway. and you pay a toll on it. like youd expect it to be free since its a FREEway. get it? hahaha
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your_a_trainwreck · 1 decade ago
you pay tolls on freeways because the money goes to the state and the state repairs the roads when they get worn out and get potholes and such.
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alyssacam728 · 1 decade ago
I love supermac, I knew these sounded familiar (:
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AVY · 1 decade ago
thanks shelbert and sharpie76! (:
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sharpie76 · 1 decade ago
suuuupermac18! i thought i was the only one who watched him! love it girlie :)
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xxNataliexo8 · 1 decade ago
firsst, its because the 1/5 just doesnt have diarrhea. second, its called the funny bone because its actually called the humerus bone, like humorous, funny bone !
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shelbert · 1 decade ago
Lol. Supermac18 ;D Love that guy lol.
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AVY · 1 decade ago
thank you verymadison4! thats what im trying to say. its just a quote, not a friggn quiz LMAOO. just calmatiii.
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verymadison4 · 1 decade ago
SHUT UP PEOPLE! you idiots! Its meant to be funny! Not to fricken get some logical answer! Give her a break! Jeesh!
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dancexforever27 · 1 decade ago
can we stop with facebook stuff please?
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RainbowEyes25 · 1 decade ago
Blind people can't see what they are buying but if they read 'kitkat' they'll know what that means lol.

Your funny bone is called your funny bone because it's called a humerus bone... Though honestly again, where that comes from God only knows.

Oh and yeah actually I have seen sleeping pills that says may cause drowsiness... I'm wondering why it says 'may' I mean it SHOULD cause drowsiness!!!
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moomoo001 · 1 decade ago
SUPERMAC1888888<3
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