Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

sparklemisty_stories

  1. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    format by neversaynever16
    That Annoying Moment when you're behind a slow walker and there's no way around them.

  2. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Sitting in my cage ready to sling some poop in my hand.
    Wtf?!
    That'd be my facebook status if I was a monkey.

  3. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    Smile.
    Laugh.
    Love.
    Live.
    Trust.
    Hope.
    Dream.
    *Faints.
    Crap. I forgot to breathe.

  4. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    A little boy goes up to his father and asks, "How was I born?"
    The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
    Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date
    via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.. We sneaked into a
    secluded and isolated room, and googled each other.
    There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was
    ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and
    since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up
    appeared that said:
    You've got Male.

  5. fishes926 fishes926
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 11:59am UTC
    My softball verison of CALL ME MAYBE!
    I threw a pitch for a strike
    don't ask the ump if it's right
    i looked to coach who's in sight
    and now we have 3 outs
    i trade my glove for a hit
    brusies and blood for a bit
    i was looking foward to this
    and now it's time to SHOUT
    YOur stare was holding
    ripped shorts slidders showing
    hot day sun was shing
    WHATCHA THINK YOUR DOING PITCHER!?!
    HEY IM PLAYING SOFTBALL
    AND THIS IS AWESOME
    BUT HERE MY AVERAGE
    SO DRAFT ME MAYBE
    IT'S HARD TO FORGET ME
    WHEN YOUR WATCHING
    SO HERES MY AVERAGE
    SO DRAFT ME MAYBE!

  6. elligrig13 elligrig13
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 11:59am UTC
    Walking in the rain and listening to your favorite song ♥


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  8. love21xo love21xo
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    long but worth reading!
    i bottle it up and hold back the tears everytime.
    i know you love me and i know you work hard to support this family.
    i know you try to do things with me and have fun.
    but you need to realize im growing up and want to be with my friends more.
    it doesnt mean i dont want to spend time with you cause i do.
    its just that i dont always want to do things with you.
    i do miss going to the beach and playing basketball like we always did, and i want to do tht with you.
    im sorry.
    i feel like a terrible daughter and a let down.
    i feel like nothing is ever good enough, even when i try so hard to please you.
    you havent gone to any of my basketball games yet like you used to.
    i miss seeing you in the stands cheering me and my team on.
    i know im your little girl, but you need to understand im growing up.
    i'm sorry if you think i hate you, cause i dont even if i say i do, its just out of anger and disapointment.
    im sorry if i dont reach your expectations or make you proud.
    i try so hard and i feel like i never please you.
    i guess i'm just tired of feeling like i let you down cause i dont want to let you down.
    i know i do stupid stuff but i'll learn from my mistakes.
    DAD im growing up and i want you to understand tht and i want you to try just try and appreciate the things i do because i try so so so hard to make you proud of me. and when im out on tht court i dont just play for my team o for me i play most of all for you just to make you proud.
    i love you dad and im sorry.

  9. JustThatAwkwardTeenager JustThatAwkwardTeenager
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    Relatable Posts:
    Calling people "dude" regardless of their gender
    Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013

  10. ily44forever ily44forever
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 10:21am UTC
    I’m five years old it’s getting cold I’ve got my big coat on. I hear your laugh and look up smiling at you, I run and run. Passed the pumpkin patch, the tractor rides, and now the sky is gold. I hug your legs and fall asleep, on our way home. I don’t know why all the trees change in the fall, I know your not scared of anything at all, don’t know if Snow White’s house is near or far away but I know I had the best day with you today. I’m thirteen now and don’t know how my friends could be so mean. I come home crying and you hold me tight and grab the keys. And we drive and drive until we’ve found a town far enough away, and we talk and window shop ‘til I’ve forgotten, all their names. I don’t know who I’m gonna talk to now at school. I know I’m laughing in the car ride home with you. Don’t know how long it’s gonna take to feel okay but I had the best day with you today. I have an excellent father, his strength is making me stronger. God smiles on my little brother inside and out he’s better than nothing. I grew up in a pretty house where I had space to run and I’ve had the best day with you. There is a video I found from back when I was three. You set up a paint set in the kitchen and your talking to me. It’s the age of princesses and pirate ships and the seven dwarves, and daddy’s smart and you’re the prettiest lady in the whole wide world. Now I know why, all the trees change in the fall. I know you were on my side, even when I was wrong and I love you for giving me your eyes, staying back and watching me shine and I didn’t know if you knew, so now I’m taking this chance to say that I had the best day with you today.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles