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WoodenBreakfast

Status: I can't see my forehead. >:c

Member Since: 21 Mar 2012 07:53pm

Last Seen: 27 Feb 2013 05:17pm

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user id: 285558

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woodenbreakfast:3
Hello there.
I'm just another bored girl on the internet.
The name's Sydney ...
I like iron man and rollercoasters.
I'm done giving out unneeded infromation now..

Peace out homies.
 

 
  1. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    I want to poop here...

  2. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Person: What do you do for fun?
    Me: You know, just go to the club and stuff.
    Person: Oh cool
    Me: *whispers* Club penguin...

  3. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    When I was your age,
    I was raising POKEMON
    not babies...///////
    it's nothing new, just another reaon to cut.

  4. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    *watching a movie with my mom and sister*
    Me: WAIT A SECOND PAUSE THE MOVIE!! *gets up, runs in a circle and then sits back down*
    Me: Okay press play again.
    Mom: What the hell..?
    Me: I just wanted to see your reaction.

  5. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    I hope you still feel small when you stand beside
    The ocean...

  6. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    *teacher turns on classroom lights after a video*
    Me: And at last I see the lighhttt!♫

  7. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    ◢ 16:26 ▃
    Settings
    ON
    Music
    Reality
    ON
    OFF
    Nmf,nmq,etc

  8. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    >>HEY, I HEARD YOU WERE A<<
    ~wild one...~

  9. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    f a v e i f y o u r e m e m b e r
    PRETTY PATTIES♥

  10. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:20am UTC
    ~I LIKED TAYLOR LAUTNER BETTER~
    when he was sharkboy
    >>NOT A FRIKKING WEREWOLF...<<

  11. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    Friend: Do you like him?
    What I say: Ew, no way! How disgusting!
    What I mean: 'LIKE' DOESN'T EVEN DESCIBE HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM...

  12. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    I just put laundry in the fridge... Sometimes I think I'm retarded.
    Oh, it's okay, I do that all the time.
    Put laundry in the fridge...?
    No, think you're retarded :]

  14. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    [ b a d d e c i s i o n s ? ]
    >>T H A T 'S A L R I G H T<<
    ---------->welcome to my<---------
    s i l l y l i f e

  15. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    So you had a bad day
    You're taking one down------------------
    &you sing a sad song just to
    t u r n i t a r o u n d

  16. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Cause you're only as tall
    >>AS YOUR HEART WILL LET YOU BE
    &&You're only as small |||||||||||||
    AS THE WORLD WILL MAKE YOU SEEM.<<

  17. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    Boyfriend: It's you and me, I know it's my destiny
    Girlfriend: Awh!
    Boyfriend: You're my best friend in a world we must defend!
    Girlfriend: Awh how sweet!
    Boyfriend: POKEMON! Gotta catch 'em all!!
    GF: ......................-_-

  18. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    S u r e t h e r e a r e a l o t o f s h a d o w s i n l i f e. . .
    But it's only because we so often stand in our own sunshine.

  19. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    So don't be shocked that people
    DIE,
    be surprised
    [[you're still alive]]

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