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  1. gooliaxo98 gooliaxo98
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    in ten years,
    the only problem our kids will face
    is trying to find a username ,
    that is available.
    (;

  2. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    Inappropriate Wedding Songs #5
    Unfaithful- Rihanna

  3. Livaaaay3 Livaaaay3
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 9:03am UTC
    Teacher: "Do you want to spend lunch time in my office?!?!?!"
    Me: "Are you asking me on a date?" o.O

  4. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    You don't get anotHer chance,
    l i f e i s n o n i n t e n d o g a m e
    » ///////////////// ♥

  5. CandyCool CandyCool
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    When I'm a sophomore (next yr),
    Im going to write letters
    And put them in my old locker (184)
    To the new freshman who will have it
    Saying things of encouragement and tips
    And I will keep my name anonymous
    Until the last day of school
    And tell her to continue
    What I have started...

  6. x0hopey x0hopey
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Cinderella walked on broken glass.
    Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
    Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
    Jasmine married a common thief.
    Ariel walked on land for love and life.
    Snow White barely escaped a knife.
    It was all about blood, sweat, and tears.
    Because love means facing your biggest fears.♥

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    GPS: Go Straight
    Louis Tomlinson: no.
    nmq

  8. soccergirl1996 soccergirl1996
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    Im an athlete
    I lose hair ties instead of viginity
    I score goals not guys.
    I take pride in my battle scars
    I could care less if im head to toe in mud
    I live for the game, and the game only.
    I could care less what people think about me.
    Im am not just part of the game, I am one with the game.
    I'm an Athlete.

  9. invisiblesun invisiblesun
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    This class is hilarious. LOL. Read it xD
    TEACHER: Why are you late Miguel?
    MIGUEL: Cause class started before I got here.
    TEACHER: Aria, go to the map and find North America ..
    ARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS: Aria.
    TEACHER: Jasmine, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    Jasmine: You told me to do it without using tables.
    TEACHER: Matthew, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    Matthew: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    MATTHEW: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
    TEACHER: Ronald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    RONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    RONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

  10. drizzyyo drizzyyo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    Maybe Voldemort has a flat nose..
    because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station..

  11. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:17pm UTC
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  12. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    That awkward moment,
    when youre walking throughthe metal detector and your abs of steel set it off.

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    I don't care about anybody else
    I just want to be
    good enough for you

  14. TimothyJames TimothyJames
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    So I'm A Guy,
    and I want to find a girl that will believe it when:
    -I call her beautiful,
    -Will mess around with me
    -Will sing randomly even if she can't sing
    -Hug me when ever she wants to
    -Will let me see her, Without make up
    -Who won't make an effort with appearence
    -That likes to cuddle
    -Doesn't mind seeing me
    -Won't mind me running upto her while she's with friends
    -Who I can actually call MINE

  15. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    Taking Out Your Ponytail
    and suddenly your hair is super poofy ♥

  16. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:42am UTC
    obtuse rubber goose
    green moose guava juice
    giant snake birthday cake
    large fries chocolate shake
    fairly odd parents, anyone else remember?

  17. yellowdino16 yellowdino16
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:34am UTC
    That awkward moment
    between your birth and your death.

  18. kawaiibitchh kawaiibitchh
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    Life is like a piano. The white keys represent happiness and the black keys represent sadness. But remember, as you go through life, the black keys make music too.


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Lesson from Crayons;
    Some are sharp.
    Some are beautiful.
    All are different colors,
    but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

:)

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