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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:40pm UTC
    If the whole world
    was blind, how may people would you impress?

  2. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”


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  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    things that are not the worst things to be:
    1) overweight
    2) unattractive
    3) awkward
    4) weird
    5) quiet
    6) loud
    7) opinionated
    things that are:
    1) cruel
    2) bigoted
    3) shallow
    4) selfish
    5) close-minded
    things that are not the best things to be:
    1) pretty
    2) skinny
    3) attractive
    4) rich
    5) talented
    6) popular
    things that are:
    1) kind
    2) selfless
    3) caring
    4) gentle
    5) open-minded
    6) passionate
    7) honest


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  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    The one thing
    I hate the most is saying
    goodbye.
    It’s never been easy for me.
    I mean, how do you approach the concept of goodbye?
    Goodbyes are all different.
    Some are for a day, some are for a month.
    But others are forever.
    And the concept of forever is hard to accept.
    It’s like, hey, I’m never going to see you again, goodbye.
    It doesn’t feel complete.
    But I think that’s what goodbyes are.
    They’re incomplete and you honestly don’t know
    how long the goodbye will last.
    It’s a part of life.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:35am UTC
    how to break up with someone
    you: your ex is attractive.
    partner: which one?
    you: me.
    you: BYEEEE

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 12:33am UTC
    i was on tumblr and i just saw a picture of a woman with a poem tattooed onto her
    want to know why that's special?
    I wrote that poem and posted it on tumblr six months ago.
    my poetry impacted her to the point where she wanted to have it permanently on her skin. it will be with her forever; when she gets married, it will be there, when she has children, it will be there. it meant that much to her.
    and i am speechless.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    If you're ever late for class or school, here are some excuses.
    1) I was just really, really early for tomorrow
    2) We can't all be Usain Bolt
    3) In this day and age, we shouldn't use labels like "late"
    4) I had PE first period. Do you really blame me?
    5) My brother thought that it'd be hilarious to drop me off outside the prison gates
    6) You can't tell me how to live my life
    7) #YOLO
    8) My legs fell off and I had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic
    9) There was a freak yachting accident
    10) Do you even read these?
    11) "It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop."
    12) I spent my entire night writing Tom Daley fanfiction
    13) My father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago. Do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight?
    14) Sarah Palin and I got in a twitter war and I couldn't let her win
    15) Traffic jammy jammy jam
    16) How can we go to school when Tom Daley
    17) My sim was having an emotional breakdown and I needed to be there for her
    18) I was sticking it to the man
    19) I spent my entire night worrying if I would ever get a boyfriend
    20) My meth lab caught on fire
    21) My bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be
    22) I was sad
    23) It was a nice day, so I walked leisurely
    24) 2 kool 4 skool
    25) I had to stop, collaborate, and listen
    26) I tried
    27) A haiku about my lateness:
    late late late late late
    late late late late late late late
    late late late late late
    28) I was fashionably late
    29) I was caught in a flash mob
    30) I didn't choose the late life, the late life chose me

  11. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    10 ways to drive your teacher crazy
    1.) Lick your text book in front of them, if they ask why you did that, say “what? Would you rather I lick your face?”
    2.) Leave notes on your teachers desk saying “have you checked the children yet?”
    3.) Bring a pillow to sleep on during class
    4.) In the middle of class go lie in the middle of the floor and say “I can’t get up; the floor loves me too much”
    5.) Tell your teacher that they look old and that they should retire
    6.) When the principal speaks over the P.A system shout “I’M HEARING VOICES AGAIN”
    7.) Constantly call your teacher mom (even if it’s a male)
    8.) Talk when the teacher is speaking
    9.) Make random cat noises when the class is silent
    10.) If your teacher doesn’t let you do something, point a glue gun to their face and say “do you know what you have got yourself into?”

  12. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 1:03pm UTC
    When i look at you,
    I see this perfect person and then there's me,
    this weird crazy person with all these problems and
    i don't see how you chose me but please, just stay.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. LiveTheDream LiveTheDream
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    How the hell did we wind up like this?
    Why weren't we able to see the signs that we missed
    ---> and try to turn the tables. <---
    Now the story's played out like this
    just like a paperback novel
    Let's rewrite an ending that fits,
    instead of a Hollywood horror.

  15. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    "Women give birth,
    they literally have the power to end the human species
    if they decide in unison to boycott humanity.
    So men, you should probably think about that,
    because you have no idea what you're f//cking with."

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    once
    I asked myEnglish
    teacher if teachers
    shipped their students and
    after explaining what
    shipping meant she
    told me that that is
    literally one of the
    most popular discussions
    in the staff room
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  17. shooting_stars shooting_stars
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    every time she laughs
    she hopes he's watching
    not so that he sees
    that she is happy
    but so that maybe he'll fall
    for her smile, just like
    she fell for his ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. 3pointballer 3pointballer
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    Boys fall for me cause i trip them with my laptop charger


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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