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gabby1296
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January 22, 2011 9:06pm UTC

I'm suspended from school for 3 months
A few weeks ago, my best friend's mom was diagnosed with
cancer
She cried on my shoulder in the middle of a hallway full of people
asking "Who did it"
One of the popular kids walked up to her and said
"get over it"
I've never hit anyone harder
-tumblr

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thingsppldontsay
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May 20, 2012 9:33pm UTC

Things People Don't Say #36
"Hit me up on Club Penguin later"

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Erinlovesyouboo
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December 19, 2011 4:07pm UTC

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Caamila_Chloee
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September 4, 2011 9:45am UTC

Stopping mid-sentence because a hot person walked past
nmf

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sarahmarlowXxx
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September 3, 2011 5:42pm UTC

when I see a typo I look at my keyboard to see if the two keys were close
NMF

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dearmariaalltimelow
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August 31, 2011 10:11pm UTC

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sufferinsilence_
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August 30, 2011 2:14pm UTC

men lie more.
women lie better.

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bostongurlxo
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 11:24am UTC

There should be a catagory on Witty called
"quotes by boys"
so everyone can read the adorable quotes they make :)

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xolivelaghlveox
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 3:11pm UTC

GUYS SERIOUSLY.
it has been like 2 weeks since the "if she ____________ she's to young for you bro!"
GET OVER IT. LIKE SERIOUSLY PEOPLE ARE JUST MAKING STUFF UP NOW, I CAN TELL YOU THERE WAS NOT A 700 PAGE LIST OF THINGS THEY WERE SAYING, BUT IF WE MADE A CATAGORY ON WITTY FOR IT, THERE WOULD BE WAY TO MANY. WE GET THE POINT. SHES TO DAMN YOUNG!

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4jalyn
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 9:59am UTC

Why do we feel so safe
under the blankets?
It's not like the murderer will come in thinking
"I'm gonna kill-
Ah damn! Their under the blanket."

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 9:11pm UTC

.
WHO ELSE WONDERS
what guys do and talk
about at sleepovers

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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catiemac
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August 24, 2011 6:38pm UTC

"See that hot guy over there?"
"Yeah...."
"We made eye contact.... he wants me ;)"
♥

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nnicolemariiex3
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 7:56pm UTC

Boy: I want to kiss you
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: Soccer has a goalie
but I still
get it in.
♥

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emilyyx14
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August 24, 2011 11:00pm UTC

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xoxo7777
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 11:34am UTC

Drop everything now,
meet me in the pouring rain,
Kiss me on the side walk,
Take away the pain .
Cause I see Sparks fly
When ever you Smile ♥

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Christina_Hearts_OwlCityy
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 11:47am UTC

I'm not sure where this is going
but I'm having fun.
❤

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becca95lx4
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October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC

to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

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braceletsoflovex
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 10:04pm UTC

4
Fave if you think there
should be more witty guys;)

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xpeacexbluex
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August 13, 2011 11:51pm UTC

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