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soccer9370

1. soccer9370
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   May 16, 2009 8:42pm UTC
   What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
   
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2. soccer9370
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   March 25, 2009 10:15pm UTC
   A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
   
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3. soccer9370
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   March 25, 2009 10:14pm UTC
   Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
   
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4. soccer9370
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   March 25, 2009 10:05pm UTC
   Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get when you don't.
   
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5. soccer9370
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   March 25, 2009 10:02pm UTC
   If toast always butter-side down, and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
   
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6. soccer9370
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   March 24, 2009 10:19am UTC
   Why do they lock gas station doors? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
   
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7. soccer9370
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   March 24, 2009 10:17am UTC
   It seems to me that the road to success is always under construction...
   
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8. soccer9370
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   March 24, 2009 10:16am UTC
   Anyone who uses the phrase, ‘As easy as taking candy from a baby’ has obviously never tried taking candy from a baby!
   
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9. soccer9370
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   March 24, 2009 10:11am UTC
   If your parents never had children, the chances are YOU won't either!
   
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10. soccer9370
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    March 7, 2009 9:21pm UTC
    If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us tickets!
    
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11. soccer9370
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    March 7, 2009 9:19pm UTC
    Borrow money from a pessimist. They won't expect to get it back.
    
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12. soccer9370
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    March 7, 2009 9:17pm UTC
    Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!
    
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13. soccer9370
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    March 7, 2009 9:12pm UTC
    Honk if you love peace and quiet.
    
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14. soccer9370
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    March 7, 2009 9:11pm UTC
    If you can't see
    the bright
    side of life,
    polish the dull side
    
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15. soccer9370
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    March 5, 2009 9:53pm UTC
    **LINA**
    omgshutup
    This girl is my bestie! Check out her quotes!
    
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16. soccer9370
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 10:35pm UTC
    **MERYL**
    This girl is my bestie! Check out her quotes!
    elephantspeller123456789
    
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17. soccer9370
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    March 3, 2009 10:33pm UTC
    **CAROLINE**
    This girl is my bestie! Check out her quotes! They rock! bostonchick211
    
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18. soccer9370
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    March 3, 2009 10:31pm UTC
    **SARAH**
    This girl is my bestie! Check out her quotes! gonzonoxursoxoff
    
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19. soccer9370
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    March 3, 2009 10:27pm UTC
    **AMELIA**
    This girl is my bestie! Check out her profile! evrythinguwanted
    
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20. soccer9370
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 10:24pm UTC
    **JULIA**
    This girl is my bestie!
    Check out her quotes! partychick321
    
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