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  1. evrythinguwanted evrythinguwanted
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2009 2:42pm UTC
    What is love?
    Everyone claims to feel it, but c'mon think;
    Do we love someone because they text us daily?
    Or because they IM us right when we log on?
    Is the big truth about love really all about texts, phone calls, and talking on AIM?
    What we all need is a real dose of love.
    What would happen if all the electricity in the world (( shutoff ))?
    W o u l d l o v e [ s h u t o f f ] t o o ?
    *credit to taintedlove*

  2. evrythinguwanted evrythinguwanted
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2009 12:20am UTC
    You have a face only a mother could love...
    2 bad she hates it too!

  3. evrythinguwanted evrythinguwanted
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2009 9:48pm UTC
    So I
    Kinda
    sorta
    maybe
    like you a LOT
    more than I had originally planned

  4. evrythinguwanted evrythinguwanted
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2009 9:52pm UTC
    If I had a single flower for everytime I think about you I could walk forever in my garden

  5. evrythinguwanted evrythinguwanted
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2009 9:56pm UTC
    Beer and darts...keeping the eyepatch factory open since the 1800's

  6. evrythinguwanted evrythinguwanted
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2009 8:23pm UTC
    Excersize hard
    Eat right
    DIE ANYWAY

  7. evrythinguwanted evrythinguwanted
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2009 8:00pm UTC
    Tell Me Something I Don't Know!
    if it weren't for mucus your stomach would digest itself

  8. evrythinguwanted evrythinguwanted
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2009 8:30pm UTC
    Wait they believe in the Easter Bunny?? Aren't they Jewish??
    Just because they are Jewish doesnt mean they can't believe in a Bunny!

  9. evrythinguwanted evrythinguwanted
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 5:22pm UTC
    Your Marshing My Mellow

  10. evrythinguwanted evrythinguwanted
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2009 10:56am UTC
    keep talking....
    i always yawn when I'm interested

  11. evrythinguwanted evrythinguwanted
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 5:59pm UTC
    **Shannon-**
    this gurl is my bestie! check out hur profile**soccer9370**

  12. evrythinguwanted evrythinguwanted
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2009 10:07pm UTC
    rules of me:
    #1. i am always right
    #2. just in case i am wrong, see rule #1

  13. evrythinguwanted evrythinguwanted
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2009 7:25pm UTC
    i'm not a stalker.... i'm just curious.
    Oh, and by the way....your out of millk!
    **credit 2 twilight_luver_20**

  14. evrythinguwanted evrythinguwanted
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2009 11:51am UTC
    People like you
    are the reason they invented
    therapy

  15. evrythinguwanted evrythinguwanted
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2009 8:20pm UTC
    IF A COW LAUGHED
    would milk come out her nose?

  16. evrythinguwanted evrythinguwanted
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2009 8:48pm UTC
    Why are carrots more orange then
    oranges?!

  17. evrythinguwanted evrythinguwanted
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2009 8:54pm UTC
    Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?

  18. evrythinguwanted evrythinguwanted
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2009 5:43pm UTC
    There's a double decker bus driving down the street full of passengers, blonde and brunette.
    On the lower level of the bus, the brunettes are having a good time, talking, laughing, and singing along to the music playing.
    On the upper part of the bus, the blondes are seated... they're in a panic. They're screaming, terrified, and holding onto each other as the bus moves along the street.
    Finally, a brunette gets up and walks to the top of the bus to ask whats wrong, and one of the blonde's replies, "what's wrong?!? well, you'd be screaming too if you didnt have a driver!!!"

  19. evrythinguwanted evrythinguwanted
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2009 9:02pm UTC
    A [ celebrity ] is a person who works hard all his life to become well known. . .
    then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

  20. evrythinguwanted evrythinguwanted
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2009 9:09pm UTC
    R u from McDonald's?
    cuz
    im luvin it!
    :D

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