soccer9370's Quotes

soccer9370
posted a quote
March 1, 2009 7:43pm UTC

I'm either going to live forever, or die trying! :D

soccer9370
posted a quote
March 1, 2009 6:11pm UTC

You know you're drunk, when you have to hang on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

soccer9370
posted a quote
March 1, 2009 4:59pm UTC

You don't get anything clean without getting anything dirty.

soccer9370
posted a quote
March 1, 2009 4:57pm UTC

Coming in second really means you are the first loser...

soccer9370
posted a quote
March 1, 2009 4:57pm UTC

An onion can make people cry, but there hasn't been a vegetable invented to make people laugh yet...

soccer9370
posted a quote
March 1, 2009 4:55pm UTC

Anything too stupid to be said is sung. Anything too stupid to be sung is rapped.

soccer9370
posted a quote
March 1, 2009 4:54pm UTC

The National Rifle Association says that guns don't kill people, people do. But I think the gun helps!

soccer9370
posted a quote
March 1, 2009 4:52pm UTC

Imagintaion is the one weapon against reality.

soccer9370
posted a quote
March 1, 2009 4:51pm UTC

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a violin burns longer.

soccer9370
posted a quote
March 1, 2009 4:50pm UTC

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

soccer9370
posted a quote
February 21, 2009 10:30pm UTC

The average woman would rather
have beauty than brains, because
the average man can see better
than he can [ [ think. ] ]

soccer9370
posted a quote
February 8, 2009 4:52pm UTC

Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
God made me pretty,
What the hell happened to you?

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