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  1. CastNoShadow CastNoShadow
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Mom: Did you get home safely?
    Me: No, I died like 5 times.


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  4. CitricAcidRain CitricAcidRain
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    November 19, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    If I knew the world was going to end in an hour, I would grab any random guy my age and kiss him. I would flash a smile at him and run away.
    Yes, this is my plan for the 21st of December.


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  7. catchmeAdam catchmeAdam
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    how most of my sentences start:
    okay so
    basically
    omg
    no but seriously
    actually
    okay
    wow
    okay wow (or wow okay)
    wait
    but wait
    no wait
    guys
    oh wow
    so like

  8. Harper* Harper*
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    November 19, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    ok so im not a good writer at all but my friend told me she wanted to make a story. i let her make a story on my acount becasue she dosent have one (yet). Tell me if you like it and il tell her! GRACIAS!
    looks long but i read it over and its really good!!
    Prolouge
    Taylor Dates- Expected to do everything perfect. Her parents have huge expectations of her. But her family is hit with an unexpected blow.
    Carmen Maydias- Popular, Queen Bee, Perfect. But under all those layers of perfection, is a girl who is just like everybody else.
    Maya Capito- Over Achiver. Over the years she has earned the name “Teachers Pet”. Maya has always been like that. But her life is about to turn around and change forever.
    Audrey Salons- Fan girl. She has this huge crush on this boy that might never know exists. But she will never give up. Well…maybe not never.
    All these girls have lived apart and in their seperat bubbles for over 8 years. But then a quick twist of events bring them together.

  9. Stiff_Smile Stiff_Smile
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Well, I'll stop chasing you,
    Since you clearly don't want to be caught.

  10. Harper* Harper*
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    November 19, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Does anybody else think that its a little anoying when people have like 1000 followers and are only following 5 people. Just me?

  11. soccerninja101 soccerninja101
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    TRUE STORY
    So today in class my teacher asked was explaining how they identify people for voting. He said they ask where they live and then he says, "For example, Emma where do you live?"
    Me: Next to my neighbor.
    Teacher: Where does your neighbor live?
    Me: Next to me.
    Teacher: Where do you an your neighbor live?
    Me: Next to eachother...
    Teacher's face = priceless

  12. catchmeAdam catchmeAdam
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    me: i'm so tired i could sleep for a year..
    me: gets in bed
    me: how was earth created
    me: i'm hungry
    me: who invented microwaves
    me: how does the internet even work
    me: i'm hungry
    me: feels bad about something i did four years ago
    me: remembers 43 unfinished tasks
    me: too wired to sleep


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  14. jstallons jstallons
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    Boy: Our principal is so stupid.
    Girl: Don't you know who I am?
    Boy: No
    Girl: I'm the principal's daughter.
    Boy: Do you know who I am?
    Girl: No
    Boy: Good (walks away)

  15. itsamadworld itsamadworld
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    November 8, 2012 6:53pm UTC
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  16. meheak12 meheak12
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 6:53pm UTC
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    I hate how some people always brag about how everybody knows who they are... Like, unless
    you're Britney Spears, i don't care. I'd rather not
    have to wake up at 5:00 AM to cake my face
    with make-up so i can impress all the people i
    don't know about. And He/she's always
    bragging about how they have a ton of friends.
    This was happening today in class, and the girl started calling me ugly, so my friend goes up to
    her and says,
    "B*tch, Quality over Quantity!"
    --------- ♥ --------

  17. beatleslove beatleslove
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Admit it. None of us know
    how to play Minesweeper.
    We just click random boxes.

  18. TheSomeBodyToKnow TheSomeBodyToKnow
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Love;
    A form of amnesia when a girl forgets
    there are 1.2 billion other guys in the world

  19. Simplyy_Dezaree* Simplyy_Dezaree*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    We all have those days ..
    That we just need to
    Just put our head phones in and zone out from the world♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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