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audreyann
posted a quote
November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC

I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

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smilex0
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC

when i'm in the car
and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 2:53pm UTC

Hold your cursor over this quote
if your name is Brianna.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 10:50pm UTC

Haahahahahabananahahahahaha!!!
Favorite if you didn't notice it said banana in the middle
format credit: damnnTaylerx

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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BRUNOMARSISAMAZING
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 6:41pm UTC

Did you know?
If you say
"Raise Up Lights"
you just said
"Razor Blades"
in an Austrailian accent
[fav if you just tried]

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LauzHeys
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 3:38am UTC

It's my 17th birthday
Can I get 17 faves? :D

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bazinga
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 11:42am UTC

Things I'm bad at:
SINGING
Things I do a lot:
SING
nmf

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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SocietyKilledTheTeenager
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 2:21pm UTC

Are you, are you
Coming to the tree,
Where they strung up a man they say murdered three?
Strange things did happen here,
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
Are you, are you
Coming to the tree,
Where the dead man called out for his love to flee?
Strange things did happen here,
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
Are you, are you
Coming to the tree, Where I told you to run, so we’d both be free?
Strange things did happen here,
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
Are you, are you
Coming to the tree?
Wear a necklace of rope, side by side with me.
Strange things did happen here,
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.

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k4sper
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 12:16pm UTC

Mom, I really am sorry for messing everything up.
Before you died you told me to never give up, no matter how tough things got, because I was strong enough to get through it and I could do anything I set my mind to and you'd always be watching over me. Well, I did give up, I almost died because of it, and I know I've let you down. But I'm recovering now. I'm going to try my hardest to stay strong and battle on for you, I promise.
I'm gonna make you proud this time. R.I.P Mom.

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abiigaiil
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 9:00pm UTC

Beauty Tip #1
Want whiter teeth?
Step 1: Brush your teeth with regular toothpaste
Step 2: Mash up 1 strawberry in a bowl
Step 3: Add 1 tablespoon og Baking soda in the mixture
Step 4: brush teeth with mixture w/ toothbrush
Step 5: Leave on teeth for 2 minutes
Step 6: Spit out all
Step 7: Brush teeth wirh regular toothpaste and enjoy your white teeth
It works, I tried it with my sister but warning! It taste bad DO NOT SWALLOW.
Series?

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Flossyx
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 12:53pm UTC

7362826454047393494
Fave if you didn't read the number :)

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HGlover12
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 4:40pm UTC

LIKE
If you have a crush on somebody!
❤

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Annaabellaa12
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 8:39pm UTC

COMMENT if you're lesbian.
COMMENT if you're bisexual.
COMMENT if you're gay.
COMMENT if you're straight.
FAVORITE [♥] if you don't think it matters.

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xlonglivex
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 6:44am UTC

about 350,000 people die from eating disorders a year,
please don't be one of them

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sammy*
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 9:52am UTC

My life is a roller coaster,
& i'm trying to reach the top♥
Format Credit: Phillies99

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balletmonkey
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 11:52pm UTC

here is a great story.....
A girl went to a party and
she ended up staying longer than she
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town, and she lived
only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.
when she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.
She felt she could recognize the man,
so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been
identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
Fav. this if you truly
believe in God
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
"If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
stand up for Him. 51% won't fav this

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nessalovesyou13
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 10:25pm UTC

Basically, all my sentences start with one of these:
-ok so
-basically
-omg
-no but seriously
-actually
-ok
-wow
-ok wow (or wow ok)
-wait
-but wait
-no wait
-guys
-oh wow
-so like
-dude

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Missgjudgie
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 10:35am UTC

Fav if your shorter thann................
5"9
:D

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