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  1. kpapoc1221 kpapoc1221
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about.

  2. SydDaNinjaUnicorn SydDaNinjaUnicorn
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    Why I don't have a boyfriend #12-
    I get mad when people
    touch my cat eraser

  3. kpapoc1221 kpapoc1221
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    If dreams could come true.. I'd already have you.<3

  4. kpapoc1221 kpapoc1221
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    "The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful, stop me and steal my breath" <3
    -Edwin McCain

  5. kpapoc1221 kpapoc1221
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    You can't be "just friends" with someone you're madly in love with.

  6. kpapoc1221 kpapoc1221
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Every girl has that one boy who she'll never lose feelings for<3

  7. kpapoc1221 kpapoc1221
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    "You never really know how much someone means to you untill they're gone."

  8. kpapoc1221 kpapoc1221
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    When you miss someone who, is no longer there.

  9. kpapoc1221 kpapoc1221
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    "Love is more than just an expression"

  10. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    white lips
    pale face
    havent done homework in 14 days

  11. ladygagafan68 ladygagafan68
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    can you please just ask me out right now k thanks


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. ladygagafan68 ladygagafan68
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Wow I really like you.

    my quote/nmf

  14. robsssX robsssX
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    mom: ok you wait in line i forgot to get the milk
    me: ok
    me:
    me:
    me: mom where are you please
    me: mom please the line is moving fast
    me: mom i can't breathe where r u it's almost my turn
    employee: next
    me:
    employee:
    me: faints

  15. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    I'm Not Prejudice
    I hate everyone equally.

  16. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    ♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
    you cried
    When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
    you didn't say good bye.
    I got lucky and got a donor heart
    But When I Came Home
    I Couldn't Find You
    Finally I asked your mom
    && She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
    "Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"

  17. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
    My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
    of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
    Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
    "Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
    MILA.

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 12:39am UTC
    DEAR ALL AMERICAN WITTIANS:
    I LIVE IN NEW ZEALAND.
    TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER VACATION FOR ME.
    YOU JEALOUS? ;)

  19. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    Why do we call it Truth or Dare
    when we all know it's really, "Who do you like or Awkward sexual task".

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    I wonder
    what it’s like to wake up beside someone you love.
    To open your eyes and the first thing you see
    is them laying there sleeping peacefully.
    It must be such a wonderful feeling.

:)

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