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italiangirl3
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June 9, 2012 5:06pm UTC

Face it,
Whenever the people at the nail salon talk in a different language
They're insulting you.

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strawberry_skittles
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 6:27pm UTC

I need a hug.

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imnoons
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June 1, 2012 1:20pm UTC

In a nerd wedding, instead of
saying 'I do." They say, "I accept
the terms and conditions."

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conversel0ver
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 9:31pm UTC

Guy: I heard you like bad guys. (:
Girl: Um Yeah?
Guy: Not to impress you or anything, but my parents told me to sleep at 10, but I slept at 10:01. ;D
Girl: Omg, you're a rebel!♥

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smosh04
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 8:01pm UTC

POUND THE ALARM
-NICKI MINAJ

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jimmy365
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May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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