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  1. ctstars19 ctstars19
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2010 6:46pm UTC
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  2. name_unreadx3 name_unreadx3
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2010 5:22pm UTC
    /// and because of you < - - - -
    shewonderswhatswrongwithher
    thanks to you , she thinks that shes || w o r t h l e s s ||

  3. Jessicaax33 Jessicaax33
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2010 5:22pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    1.You run up your steps just in case someone is behind you.
    2.You turn on all the lights when your alone.
    3. You think it's stupid that the teachers say "I dismiss you the bell does not"
    4.You need blankets to cover you at night or else you get scared.
    5. You hate your bus driver.
    6. You love writing on foggy windows.
    7. You never win at yellow car.
    8. Homeroom is when homework gets done.
    9.There is that one kid in homeroom who always does his/her homework & will give you the answers
    10. You think detention for chewing gum is the worst rule ever.
    11. The younger kids at your school move to the side when you walk the halls.
    12."Get on your bus" means nothing to you.
    13.sweatpants+ messybun+sweatshirt= bad day
    14.You love to tell the younger kids don't run in the hallway.
    15. You have about 20 girls in your school who believe they are Mrs.Bieber.
    16.You hate when your mom tries to dress like you.
    17. When your parents ask, you say you learned nothing new at school today.
    18. You love reading these lists because it proves you aren't the only one(:
    haha made it upp.

  4. helllogooodbye helllogooodbye
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2009 10:54pm UTC
    color pictures
    s h o w t h e c o l o r o f o u r c l o t h e s .
    black &+ white pictures
    s h o w t h e c o l o r o f o u r s o u l .
    credit4editt<3

  5. beautiful_xo_disaster beautiful_xo_disaster
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 6:50pm UTC
    rock, paper, scissors.
    i understand how scissors can beat paper,
    and how rock can beat scissors, but there is
    n | o || f | r | e | a | k | i | n | g || w | a | y
    paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to
    m a g i c a l l y wrap itself around rock and
    leave it i m m o b i l e ? why the hell can't
    paper do this to scissors? actually,
    s c r e w s c i s s o r s ,
    why can't paper do this to p e o p l e ?
    why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook
    paper constantly s u f f o c a t i n g students
    while they're taking notes in class? i'll tell you why:
    because paper can''t beat a n y b o d y . a rock can
    tear that crap up in t w o s e c o n d s. when i play rock,
    paper, scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody
    c l a i m s to have beaten me, i'll punch them in the face with my
    c l e n c h e d f i s t and say, "oh, i'm sorry i thought your
    paper would protect you."
    *credit to caligurl6354
    changed a few words,
    but i love itt hahaa

  6. innluvv23 innluvv23
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2009 5:14pm UTC
    my teacher asked me the deffinition of love
    so i turned around &&
    ---> looked at him <---
    i turned back and said
    "love is a big word. & it can mean alot of things.
    but one thing i've learned about love is it's confusing.
    falling in love is hard to get out of.
    so the deffiniton of love?
    well... it's [needed someone] in your life.
    i love my bestfriends & i can't live without them .
    i love my family, too. "
    ... then i said "...
    and sometimes you might not know it butyou
    could love the person sitting right in front of you. "
    -♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-
    right then he dropped his pencil and looked up. i turned my head
    and he was looking at me speechless. all he could do was smile, so
    i did the same. my teacher looked at me, then looked at him & said
    " now that's what love is. "
    not mine. i just loove it.

  7. xolaneycullenox xolaneycullenox
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 9:28pm UTC
    God Gave Me 5 Fingers For A Reason
    my pinky is for my best friends and our promises that will *never be broken*
    my ring finger is for {him} and for proof that we’ll be together forever
    my middle finger is for that girl that pushes me too far and to .s.h.o.w. h.e.r. how I feel
    my pointer finger is to s i l e n c e them, to savor the moment
    my thumb is for -everyone-, to let them know that I’m gonna be okay,
    No Matter What
    ---
    ALL MINE! NO JOCKING!! i reaaaaaalllllly like this! hehe<3

  8. xoxoMAKxoxo xoxoMAKxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 9:22pm UTC
    Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park
    When I bumped into him. We started talking.
    My little cousin looked up at him and asked, "Are you in love with her?"
    I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior.
    He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin.
    "Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend."
    Then he got up and walked away .
    Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said,
    "He lied."
    Favorite<33

  9. ballinnxxo ballinnxxo
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2009 1:18pm UTC
    i want to be the girl
    who he thinks is the cutest; not necessarily the
    hottest or prettiest, but the cutest, because
    hottness refers to the body,
    and god knows mine isn't perfect.
    pretty refers to the face
    i know plenty of girls prettier than me;
    but cuteness is refering to every
    imperfection
    that he loves. every weird little habit.
    the funny little things that make me different
    from any other girl he could have.
    like how dorky i laugh, or i can't watch gory
    movies, or the way my hair smells.
    all of the little things he notices and adores.
    i want to be that girl
    *hahaaa wow took foreveeeerr! lol it kept spazzing :P hope you like it!

  10. smile4urchild smile4urchild
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 9:14pm UTC
    *+Boy
    Your like a new pair of shoes..
    That just went out of style

  11. fall_into_hatedlove fall_into_hatedlove
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 9:56pm UTC
    maybe
    it was just a big mistake .

  12. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 11:08pm UTC
    (¯`*•.¸,¤°´`°¤,¸.•*´¯)
    never make someone a priority in your life
    when you‘re only an option in theirs

  13. xoxapplexox xoxapplexox
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2010 10:50am UTC
    boys are animals
    that talk.

  14. eclaire03 eclaire03
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2009 3:53pm UTC
    & when the wave comes crashing down on you.
    I'll be there with you, holding your hand.
    through it all.
    <3

  15. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 3:17pm UTC
    When I was younger, I didnt know I lived in a mansion.
    Then i went to a friends house and was like..oh.
    -Paris Hilton
    Like yesterday, I didn't know Paris Hilton had friends.
    Then I read this quote and was like...oh.
    -Me
    ***Haha no offense to those of you who love Paris.

  16. HelloSeattle HelloSeattle
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2009 8:09pm UTC
    a blind man
    walked passed a deaf woman and knew it was
    l o v e a t f i r s t s i g h t .
    -- A s t h a t v e r y s a m e --
    deaf woman
    walked passed the blind man, she could
    h e a r h e r h e a r t
    pounding in her chest.
    ** All mine **

  17. kerrinxemilyxo kerrinxemilyxo
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2009 2:54pm UTC
    && t h e r e s a r e a s o n w h y t h e y s a y
    teenage years are the toughest
    friendships get ruined.
    rumors are told.
    h e a r t s get broken.
    trust becomes impossible.
    judgment is around every corner.
    && hope is what keeps you g o i n g.

  18. peaceandlove_15 peaceandlove_15
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2009 9:11am UTC
    &Here's to the Girls
    who never won.
    The girls who sat late at night listening to music
    that inspires them to do things next to i m p o s s i b l e.
    The girls that laugh, smile and cry on a daily basis.
    The girls who live, learn and regret.
    The girls who may never have it easy.
    The girls who learned the hard way, and (lived to tell about it).
    The real girls.
    mine

  19. xoxojessiemags xoxojessiemags
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2010 10:18pm UTC
    atxonexpoint
    youxmayxfeel
    onxtopxof
    thexuniversexbut
    bexcarefulxone
    metiorxthatxcomes
    crashingxatxyou
    canxruin
    everything.
    all mine .
    dont jock .
    it took a while .
    if you dont get it , just ask .
    rate high~comment~follow. <3

  20. xoxdancergirl1616 xoxdancergirl1616
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2010 10:20pm UTC
    there are
    6,692,030,277
    people on this earth.
    you say your one in a million?
    well then there's over 6,000 more of you.
    x yeah.. thats what i thought x

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