rock, paper, scissors.
i understand how scissors can beat paper,
and how rock can beat scissors, but there is
n | o || f | r | e | a | k | i | n | g || w | a | y
paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to
m a g i c a l l y wrap itself around rock and
leave it i m m o b i l e ? why the hell can't
paper do this to scissors? actually,
s c r e w s c i s s o r s ,
why can't paper do this to p e o p l e ?
why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook
paper constantly s u f f o c a t i n g students
while they're taking notes in class? i'll tell you why:
because paper can''t beat a n y b o d y . a rock can
tear that crap up in t w o s e c o n d s. when i play rock,
paper, scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody
c l a i m s to have beaten me, i'll punch them in the face with my
c l e n c h e d f i s t and say, "oh, i'm sorry i thought your
paper would protect you."
*credit to caligurl6354
changed a few words,
but i love itt hahaa