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sleepy*
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December 27, 2013 1:37pm UTC

Someone will always be prettier
Someone will always be smarter
Someone will always be younger
But they will never be you
-Kanye West

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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December 27, 2013 12:51am UTC

Do you ever have those really productive nights where you suddenly need to clean the entire house, read a couple books, re-paint your nails, try on all the clothes in your closet, maybe experiment with some makeup, write a novel, have a pretend argument with your arsehole teacher, smell all of your perfumes and try not to get confused with all the scents, read another couple books, and go visit a website you haven't gone on in months?
Yeah, I should probably be sleeping right now.

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*blushes*
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December 27, 2013 3:46pm UTC

I don't even have a thigh gap baby
9:10pm
Baby?
9:10pm
Yes?
9:11pm
It totally doesn't matter whether you have a thigh gap or not
9:11pm
If my head's between your thighs there will be a gap
9:11pm

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Vinita*
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December 26, 2013 10:50pm UTC

THE KRUSTY KRAB WAS A LOBSTER TRAP
OH MY GOODNESS WHY DIDN' I NOTIC THISE BEFORE

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 4:00pm UTC

Friend: Wanna hang out next week?
Me: Sorry, I'm gonna be sick.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 2:27pm UTC

The few days between Christmas and New Year’s Eve
are so weird they’re like holiday purgatory

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happiest*
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December 27, 2013 2:25pm UTC

"There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words, and still not understand you. And there are others who will understand — without you even speaking a word."

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imperfect *
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December 27, 2013 4:28am UTC

Those times when you lay on the couch to take a
30 minute nap and wake up 4 hours later like
Wait,what year is it?

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Ninja918
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 10:41pm UTC

87% of young people have back pain.
The other 13% have no computer.

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gab*
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 11:14pm UTC

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we stood steady as the stars in the woods, so happy-hearted
and the warmth rang true inside these bones
as the old pine fell we sang, just to bless the morning.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 3:01pm UTC

i hope santa didn’t put coal in too many children’s stockings this year it’s a non-renewable source of energy and we need to think about the future of our planet

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Steve
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November 14, 2013 11:39am UTC

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

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Steve
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November 14, 2013 11:45am UTC

Did you hear about the bomb in the cheese factory?
De Brie went everywhere

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converse_girl17
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June 6, 2013 2:39pm UTC

Today I saw a girl with bright red and blue hair walking down the street with a shirt that read 'Don't Judge' on the front. My friend pointed at her and started laughing, saying something about 'emo freak.' I just looked at my friend, it wasn't funny, what the girl was trying to make point of was true. Then the girl turned around and the back of her shirt said, 'I'm just having fun with my hair before I start Chemo' She gives me hope.
-nmq-

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^_^*
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Sometimes you just want
someone to say
"everything's gonna be alright"...

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CookieMonster09*
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June 6, 2013 4:16pm UTC

Flynn Ryder
the only disney character ever to question why everyone was randomly singing

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Hale_Storm18
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June 6, 2013 4:54pm UTC

"It makes sense that we came up with our public school system during the Industrial Revolution. 'Cause it's like everybody's a factory worker. Eat terrible food and go back to the room where you're silent. And listen to an idiot talk for hours on end."
--Ezra Miller

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happiest*
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June 6, 2013 3:11pm UTC

Teacher : "How much is a gram?
Me sh-t depends on what you want
Teacher: Out, just get out

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