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enchantingyou127
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May 6, 2012 2:32pm UTC

someday i will be strong enough to lift not one but both of us.

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enchantingyou127
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March 31, 2012 8:45pm UTC

Fav this quote if
you are leaning against your left elbow.

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enchantingyou127
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February 23, 2012 4:06pm UTC

That awkward moment when you check behind your shower curtain and there actually is a murderer.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BlackButterflies
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February 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BravoSierra
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February 24, 2012 11:25am UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
It's illegal for athletes to use steroids.
Shouldn't it be illegal for models to use Photoshop?

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BravoSierra
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February 24, 2012 10:19am UTC

British:
'Ello beautiful. How are you my love?
Australian:
G'day mate!
Canadian:
Eh?
American:
Aye shawty, whaddup?

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enchantingyou127
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February 23, 2012 9:50pm UTC

The awkward moment when im cooler than you.

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enchantingyou127
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February 20, 2012 4:20pm UTC

Theres no secrets here.
You love him more.

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enchantingyou127
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February 20, 2012 4:46pm UTC

When you call someone then hang up, just to hear their voice, you know you love them.

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enchantingyou127
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February 19, 2012 7:46pm UTC

honey please, your bra has more stuffing than a build a bear.

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lovelasts754
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February 14, 2012 2:59pm UTC

I feel like I'm
everybody's second choice.

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jimmy365
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February 13, 2012 4:04pm UTC

DID YOU KNOW?
That when a person appears
in your dreams, its because
that person wants to see you?
-Time Magazine
omg.
THE NINJA TURTLES WANT
TO SEE ME?!

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BravoSierra
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February 13, 2012 10:18am UTC

"Awh look the Smurfs grew up."
"Grandma, this is Avatar."

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Staybeautiful143
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February 12, 2012 9:18pm UTC

ABC QUIZ
A - Available? yeahh
B - Birthday? Janurary 4th
C - Crushing on? himmm
D - Drink you last had? Orange Juice
E - Easiest person to talk to? Kaela, Savannah, Lauren
F - Favorite song? More than this
G - Gummy bears or gummy worms? bears
H - Hometown? CT
I - In love with.? food.
J - Jealous of? everyone
K - Killed someone? oh yeah all the time
L - Longest car ride? 8 hours
M - Milkshake flavor? Chocolateeee(:
N - Number of siblings? 1
O - One wish? that he would fall for me
P - Person you texted last? mom
Q - Question you are always asked? what mascara do you use?
R - Reason to smile? im alive
S - Scars? many
T - Time you woke up? hahahaha 8pm hahhaha
U - Underwear color? pink
V - Violent moment you had? slapped someone
W - Worst habit? procrastinating
X - X-rays you had? ankle, wrist, arm, spine
Y - Yoyos are? fun
Z - Zodiac sign? Capricorn

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ForeverFearless42
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February 5, 2012 9:38pm UTC

i just wanna be with you.
every second of everyday.

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cujo*
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 3:14am UTC

me: I am alone in the house
me: which means I can do
me: REBELLIOUS THINGS
me:
me:
me: /uses bathroom with door open
me: /sings at the top of lungs
me: /eats jam straight our of the jar
me: hahahahhahahahahaha
*From tumblr. So relateable. ♥

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soccer_girl123
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January 29, 2012 9:44pm UTC

Girl: Why is my name on your facebook status every 2 min??
Boy:Well facebook keeps asking me "whats on your mind?" and quite honestly its always you.

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hermione23katniss
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January 30, 2012 10:36am UTC

.
"Girls got balls. They're just higher up, that's all."
nmq/nmf

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cujo*
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January 30, 2012 4:28am UTC

.
alone
worthless
frustrated
depressed
angry
empty
tired
lonely
So lost

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