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Hale_Storm18
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April 3, 2013 2:19pm UTC

What if lions yodeled instead of roared? I mean, you can hear a lion's roar
from eight kilometers away, so imagine hearing a faint yodeling in the middle of the African savannah.

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softballxwin27
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April 10, 2013 5:16pm UTC

"Hello, modeling agency-"
"Yeah, my facebook profile picture has gotten
26 likes and I think I'm ready to go pro."

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soccertrack
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 9:06pm UTC

Bucket List #25
Stand in back of crowded elevator. Meow occasionally.

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MaxJacobZlatos
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April 11, 2013 11:10am UTC

I'd just like to welcome my dad back from Afghanistan:D God, I've missed you so much❤

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 8:25pm UTC

I think my parents
are throwing away my letters from hogwarts.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 1:29pm UTC

The awkward moment when,
You mess up a word up in a middle of a argument .♥

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bye*
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 4:53pm UTC

ur not allowed to think the person i like is cute sorry

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 1:13pm UTC

When
---->you text the person next to you
the stuff you can't say
outloud►

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happiest*
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April 10, 2013 1:08pm UTC

The Awkward Moment;;
When food falls into your bra.

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bye*
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 5:31pm UTC

;
On April 16th,
anyone who struggles with self harm,
is suicidal,
is depressed,
has anxiety,
is unhappy,
going through a broken heart,
lost a loved one,
etc.
draw a semicolon on your wrist
A semicolon represents a sentence the author could've ended, but chose not to...
The author is you and the sentence is your life.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 5:58pm UTC

Is it possible to be dead while you're still physically living?
Because that's how I have been feeling lately

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 6:22pm UTC

*Hoping it'll thunder storm so we can't go outside for track*
friend: Please let ther be lightning, Santa.
me: What.
friend: I pray to Santa.
me: What? Why?
friend: I feel like god's got alot of other people to listen too, and there's alot 'of bad kids in the world so Santa's free.
*Couple minutes later it lightnings*
friend: Thanks Santa.
Moral of the story, pray to Santa.

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BravoSierra
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April 10, 2013 6:16pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
"You're so hot,"
I whisper, as I take my plate out of the microwave.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 7:19pm UTC

phy-ed teacher: you need exercise.
me: it's pronounced "extra fries"

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BravoSierra
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April 11, 2013 12:59pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I am one step away from being rich.
Now all I need is money.

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yourcool
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March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC

one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

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yourcool
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March 8, 2013 3:38pm UTC

did kim possible become stoppable?
did phil go back to the future?
did corey get out of the house?

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 4:15am UTC

saying "no" before someone even
finishes their question/statement.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 4:21am UTC

never mistake my silence for weakness.
no one plans a murder out loud.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 4:26am UTC

strict parents create sneaky kids.
this is why i'm a cool mom, not just a regular mom.

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