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taylornicole22
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May 4, 2012 7:41pm UTC

do this:
Story
close your eyes, bite your lips, pretend you're rolling a dice. YOU'LL FEEL THE DICE IN YOUR HAND.

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BubblyGirl22
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Okay, so I'm really really bored to tears. So here's my idea:
I would like to write a quote, about everyone one of you. I want to show everyone of you, of how beautiful you are, by writing a story/quote about you, to make your day. I want to show people how important they are to this world. I want a person, to wake up better and better each day. So this is what I want you to do. Write your name, you're age, and anything I should know about you (any cutting, depression, etc) or whatever you want me to write about you (favorite things, favorite sports, etc), and I will add a little bit of spice, to make it the best creation on witty ever! Thanks so much :) XOXO.

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Gillian20001
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Hey Witty:)
Guess What!
He Asked Me Out ♥

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YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 7:20pm UTC

'I Love You'
takes 3 seconds to say;
3 hours to explain;
& a lifetime to prove
♥
n

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 9:40pm UTC

click to see this quote

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alimophia
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 7:47pm UTC

Directioner: Liam, can you sign my boobs?
Liam: Oh my gosh. Oh god no. No I can't please pick up your shirt. Oh no, I shouldn't even have looked. Oh god that's someone's daughter! I'm so so so sorry oh god I'm so sorry I'm sure you're a lovely girl oh god. Oh man have some respect for yourself! Oh no, did I just yell? I'm so sorry please forgive me! I can buy you a sweater, you know, to cover your breasts... Was that rude? I'm sorry. Oh god, I'm going to hell.
Harry: ... I will.

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kclove5
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 6:48pm UTC

There is a difference
BETWEEN SAYING YOUR
OPINION
and being rude.
Did your mom teach you any consideration for others?

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 8:10pm UTC

I bet the "YMCA" dance
is a lot harder to do in chinese.

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ridethewalrus
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 9:12pm UTC

Admit it girls;
No matter what happens,
you will always have a little
feelings for your first love.
♥

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dancergrl101
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 10:11pm UTC

"we'd totally date a fan!"
liam: dates famous dancer
louis: dates gorgeous model
zayn: hooks up with famous singer
harry: hooks up with model
niall: sits there and does nothing
me: i love you niall

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 3:11pm UTC

If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC

I love it when I buy a bag of air
and the company is nice enough to put some chips in it.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Person 1: I can draw really well!
Person 2: I'm really athletic!
Person 3: I write really well!
Person 4: I'm gorgeous!
Person 5: I'm hilarious and super likeable!
Person 6: I can dance really well!
Me: I can breathe!

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 9:42pm UTC

When I hit "Preview Your Quote", Witty predicted that I would get 1867 favourites and 89 comments. I now have high expectations for you all.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 2:14pm UTC

I wish I could take every kid
that looks in the mirror and says
"I'm not beautiful"
and get them to see what it takes to look like those people in magazines,
they would feel so much better about themselves,
because those photos aren't real..
-Miley Cyrus

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BriannaMcCoun
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 8:11pm UTC

My Problem Is
I cant stay Mad.
I always end up forgiving people even if they dont deserve it.

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liVE_lAUGh_lOVE_
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 8:53pm UTC

Me: Mom, I have a boyfriend.
Mom: Oh, really what's his name?
Me: Niall Horan.
Mom: Oh, I'd love to meet him.
Me: Me too.

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 8:23pm UTC

click to see this quote

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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returninghome
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 8:35pm UTC

I just watched you walk away. And of course I cried.
But now, I've learned. I've learned from pain and loss. I've learned I don't need you.
I may have loved you, but that was the past. I've learned to live in the present.
And I just want you to hear, my last words for you,
I don't miss you, but I don't regret my time spent with you.

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