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  1. Every1stellingmeSecrets Every1stellingmeSecrets
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 9:50am UTC
    All of the autistic boys at school have a crush on me
    I think they are the sweetest kids on earth
    they always come give me hugs to
    but I asked my friend why me, and she told me they were good judges of character, and because I had proven to them I had a good heart
    now I just want to be all of these kids best friends. They need a good friend...

  2. Maura_finnegan Maura_finnegan
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    You're tacky and I hate you

  3. simpsonsbabeexoxo simpsonsbabeexoxo
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    Remix: CHRISTMASGANGNAMSTYLE!
    ..... AYYYYE! I DRIVE A SLIEGH! HO, HO, HO HO HO, HO HO.

  4. brwneydgrl brwneydgrl
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    Click the ♥
    if you love Jesus,
    and your
    not ashamed to
    say so.
    (:
    Notmyformat.


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  6. ghost town girl* ghost town girl*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 12:19am UTC
    Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
    Because she got hit by a bus.
    Knock knock.
    Whos there?
    Not Sally.

  7. keriannxoxo keriannxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    keep holding on, 'cause you'll make it through~
    -avril lavigne ♥

  8. christinamariebieber christinamariebieber
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 9:17am UTC
    Having laptops in school is the best thing ever. #myschoolisbetterthanyours #notreallyaquote

  9. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC
    Favorite if you've ever had a,
    Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

  10. becca95lx4 becca95lx4
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    to players, we're hot.
    to perverts, we're sexy.
    to adults, we're cute.
    to relatives, we're adorable.
    to dumbasses, we're fine.
    to each other, we're pretty.
    to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
    to the right guys, we're beautiful.
    but to ourselves,
    w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

  11. Amburr Amburr
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 6:50pm UTC
    When I grow up,
    I want a son first, then a daughter;
    So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.♥

  12. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

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