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xxhixhaterxx
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June 21, 2012 3:32pm UTC

My boyfriend: I'm gonna find my heart.. Wait! My heart! It's not beating!
Me: hahahah you're so-
*Kisses me*
Boyfriend: There we go. It's beating again :).
Me: Uhm, that is probably the cutest thing you have ever done.♥
True story.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 6:11pm UTC

You know what I find really unattractive?
The only people interested in me.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 7:52pm UTC

You have a sick twisted mind...
wanna be my friend?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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shann42800
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Has anyone eles noticed that,
all the "popular" girls in Disney channel shows only have one or two friends...

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morgan_19
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 1:50pm UTC

YOLO #4,
Buying a cat, teaching it how to rap then naming it WISKA LIFA
(should I do a series)

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ge0rgi4
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 8:21pm UTC

Butterflies can't see their own wings.They never know how beautiful they are. People can be like
that too, I think.

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Mia1787
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Its a proven fact..
When you dream of someone
That person is dreaming of you too!

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 6:02pm UTC

My alarm clock is clearly jealous
of my amazing relationship with my bed.

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mynamemypass
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 1:12pm UTC

RUNNING
like a ninja when your
lap top shows 10% battery :D

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 8:33pm UTC

I'm always scared that I'll accidentally slip
during a conversation and say something that I would only know from Facebook stalking you.

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WonderfulLove
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Me: Uhm so, what are you doing?
Friend: Watching tv.
Me: Cool.
Friend: Yeah.
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: AREN'T YOU GOING TO ASK ME TOO???

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 8:02pm UTC

♥fav this. &I will follow you. im sick of my witty being boring

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iamme7
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Boy: Hi.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I said hi, not suck my d i ck

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WonderfulLove
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr.
I am so going to make my boyfriend sing this to me every time I'm sick.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 3:46pm UTC

I hate when I forget to press send,
& I'm sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 8:12pm UTC

me: *calls grocery store* do you have cotton balls?
guy on phone: yes.
me: does it tickle when you walk?
guy on phone: *click*

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伤*
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 1:32pm UTC

"How do tell a girl you're not intrested"
Harry: i once told someone i was gay
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 2:19pm UTC

Hey, you.
Yes, you!
Don't scroll down just yet.
I have something to say!
I know who you are.
Not in a creepy stalker way,
But more like this:
You're probably a teenage girl.
You're probably in love with a guy,
And he probably doesn't know it.
And when you look in the mirror,
You don't love what you see.
You wish you had different hair,
Or prettier eyes,
Or a smaller nose.
You wish your chest wasn't flat
Or that your skin was perfectly tan.
You wish you were popular,
Or had a bunch of nice clothes,
Or someone to hang out with.
You go to witty when you're down,
Or lonely,
Or bored.
You smile, but it's fake sometimes.
And you need someone to tell you this:
You are beautiful.
Just the way you are.
And if you ever doubt that,
Come talk to me.
I will do everything i can
To change your mind.
I believe in you, and everything you do.
I want you to be yourself.
Stay beautiful.
Stay you.
-♥- Landon

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Privatewittian
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 12:37pm UTC

Me: I'm going on a diet
Mom: *makes delishh huge supper*
Me: o yeah Thanks alot mom

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