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shellyp1per

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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dolph*
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June 1, 2013 4:37pm UTC
why is it okay for dogs to poop in public but when i do it someone calls the cops

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^_^*
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June 2, 2013 12:50pm UTC
"tries to spell word"
"cannot spell word"
"uses different word"

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swaggysouani
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June 2, 2013 12:24pm UTC
Music is here for me
when no one else is.

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bye*
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June 2, 2013 12:27pm UTC
it doesn't make sense to call ourselves ugly
because we don't really see ourselves
we don't watch ourselves sleeping in bed
curled up and silent
with chests rising and falling with our own rhythm
we don't see ourselves reading a book
eyes fluttering and glowing
you don't see yourself looking at someone
with care inside your heart
there's no mirrir in your way
when you're laughing and smiling
and happiness is leaking out of you
you would know exactly how bright and beautiful you are
if you saw yourself in the moments where you are truly beautiful

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ily44forever
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June 2, 2013 1:22pm UTC
s h e w e a r s s h o r t s k i r t s
I w e a r y o u r g r a n d d a d ' s c l o t h e s
s h e ' s c h e e r c a p t i a n
I l o o k i n c r e d i b l e

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MakeMeFeelYourLove
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June 2, 2013 1:22pm UTC
Guys go around shirtless everyday
But I do it one time..

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Liam_Batman_Payne
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June 2, 2013 12:56pm UTC
There's only
1 thing
2 do
3 words
4 you
i love you ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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AwkwardlyAnna
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June 2, 2013 12:57pm UTC
Optimist
someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it's a cha-cha.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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*Freedom*
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June 2, 2013 12:59pm UTC
That moment when a kid is acting rudely and the parents don't do anything and you're just like,
''If that was my kid...''

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cherrycarey96
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June 2, 2013 1:02pm UTC
And Peter would mention:
"Don't be afraid to die, 'cause to die would be an awfully big adventure."

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xoAplusSxo
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June 2, 2013 1:02pm UTC
Dear Stinkbugs,
I hear you,
I will find you,
and I will kill you.

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sarahhh3
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June 2, 2013 1:05pm UTC
I saw your face again & I felt my heartbreak all over again

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ily44forever
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June 2, 2013 1:08pm UTC
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and my dad's like "get off the lawn"

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WantingTheEnd
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June 2, 2013 1:09pm UTC
As long as you can live with yourself... Tell me, how do you live with yourself?

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AudreyRosewell
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June 2, 2013 1:09pm UTC
What's the thing that is around us, that everyone needs, but can't see or smell?
Kids 2000: Air
Kids 2013: wi-fi
not mine

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