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OMGIMATACO
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August 9, 2011 11:28am UTC

I 1 2 1/2 6
(read it fast)
fave if you get it.

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gabrad97
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August 9, 2011 11:31am UTC

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admit it
we all like the cookie dough so much more than
the actual cookies
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TrueRachel204
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 11:32am UTC

Why is it that when I'm
playing hide-and-go seek
I always have to go pee.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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ilovemikaylaandmelissa
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 11:41am UTC

hey, i got something funnier than 24
......
25!

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livelovelaughxxxxx
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 11:42am UTC

I come on to witty to find the perfect facebook status(':

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roseisamazing5
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 11:48am UTC

"I GOTTA PEE!"
"why didn't you go before we left?" "I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THEN!"♥
fave if you feel the same!♥
nmf/nmq

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ilovehim12510
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 11:53am UTC

things that annoy me #40
when you plug in your phone, but it DOESNT charge.

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cassiejayy*
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 12:00pm UTC

I hate it when I'm laying in bed at night texting and I drop my phone onto my face

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maceface16
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 12:01pm UTC

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
the urge to smile,
when someone is yelling at you.
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soccerchick5
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 12:11pm UTC

When guys get jealous
it's kinda cute (':
When girls get jealous
World war III is about to start.

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jerseygirl11
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 12:12pm UTC

Boy: "Wanna see a magic trick?"
Girl: "Sure (:"
Boy: "POOF ! you're single"
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Boy: "Sure .... ?"
Girl: "Our Relationship."

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tayy12
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 12:20pm UTC

Who else has witty and another window opened (like facebook) on there computer?

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oasis
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 12:20pm UTC

Admit it...
we all know a jackass
nmqf

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jssx623
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 12:23pm UTC

Laying In Bed In
the morning, deciding whether you
should get up to p e e or not.
format cred; xoalicecullenxo

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liveXXloveXXgymnastics
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 12:29pm UTC

i cant be the only one
who makes my hair look like jimmy neutrons
when im shampooing in the shower♥

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caitocutie
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 12:30pm UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
no.

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ElectrikSmilez
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 4:41pm UTC

That awkward moment
when someone you hate sends you a friend request.♥

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ejcsoftballchicks
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 4:42pm UTC

Now Stop..... Hatin' is bad!

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UrbanRed
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 4:42pm UTC

Throwing random
Things at people and then acting like
Like it wasn't you.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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megoonxo
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 4:42pm UTC

Cant sorry..
s
im busy walking my golfish.
nmf

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