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  1. T_swag_2001 T_swag_2001
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 9:35am UTC
    FRIENDS ARE MY EVERYTHING!!!!

  2. myanichols01 myanichols01
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 9:31am UTC
    So here's to...
    The crap we talk
    the guys we stalk
    the way we shop
    laughs we can't stop
    the gossip we spill
    the looks that could kill
    we'll stay together
    cus we're
    BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!!!!

  3. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 5:48pm UTC
    Click here and type the words you could never say.

  4. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 12:51pm UTC
    Doctor: Well the results are,
    you're pregnant.
    Girl: Aww, what? You got to be,
    kid- in- me!
    Doctor: *sigh* Did you get
    pregnant just to tell that joke?
    Girl: Totally birth it.

  5. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 9:54am UTC
    Dear Hollywood, Please realize, if everyone loves a book, its for a reason.
    If you decide to make a movie out of it, don't change everything about it.
    Sincerely, I swear, I never read that.

  6. sexybeast1224 sexybeast1224
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 8:26am UTC
    If plan A doesnt suceed, remember there's 25 other letters

  7. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 9:29am UTC
    Ten things I need to be happy:
    1. not you
    2. not you
    3. not you
    4. not you
    5. not you
    6. not you
    7. not you
    8. not you
    9. not you
    10. Okay I think it's time to get honest...
    naaah still not you

  8. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 3:51pm UTC
    I have more conversations in my head
    than I do in real life

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 5:25pm UTC
    "Big boobs don't count if you're fat."
    "Yeah well big dícks don't count if you are one."

  10. myanichols01 myanichols01
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 11:59am UTC
    rasian cookies are the reason I have trust issues...

  11. myanichols01 myanichols01
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 3:10pm UTC
    I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some Id just love to punch right in the face!

  12. myanichols01 myanichols01
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 8:26am UTC
    Im selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

  13. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 4:20pm UTC
    The amount of drama in my school
    puts Degrassi to shame

  14. T_swag_2001 T_swag_2001
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 3:49pm UTC
    Are you mad at me?
    Twimkle twinkle little star.
    How I wonder what you are?
    Wish I could hit you with a car.
    Ok your still mad at me.
    Lol!!!!

  15. T_swag_2001 T_swag_2001
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 3:56pm UTC
    Hey how much do you love me?
    Look at the stars and count them thats how much I luv u.
    But its morning.
    Exactly.

  16. T_swag_2001 T_swag_2001
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 11:57am UTC
    Math-
    Mental Abuse to humans

  17. T_swag_2001 T_swag_2001
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 2:58pm UTC
    Friends are like BOOBS.
    Some are big.
    Some are small.
    Some are real.
    Some are fake.

  18. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 10:22pm UTC
    When I'm in a crowded room
    I feel so alone
    There is all these happy people around me
    All smiling and laughing
    And I feel lost
    I feel like I don't belong
    I feel like everyone in the room has a place in this world except me
    It may be a crowded room
    But I still feel like the only one

  19. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 2:35pm UTC
    And then I felt sad because I realized
    that once people are broken in certain ways
    They can't ever be fixed, and this is something
    nobody ever tells you when you are young
    and it never fails to surprise you as your grow
    older and older and you see people in your life
    break one by one. You wonder when your turn
    is going to be, or if it's already happened

  20. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 2:48pm UTC
    D- Dance to random music
    O- Organize your thoughts on paper
    N- Nice gestures to others
    T- Try your hardest
    G- Get help
    I- I think you're amazing
    V- Victory is yours
    E- Eat
    U- Unlimited oportunities
    P- Please stay strong

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