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sexybeast1224

1. sexybeast1224
   posted a quote
   February 25, 2014 8:26am UTC
   If plan A doesnt suceed, remember there's 25 other letters
   
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2. sexybeast1224
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2014 10:39pm UTC
   DONT CRY,
   Just say "f*ck you" and smile
   
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3. sexybeast1224
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2014 10:34pm UTC
   Me and you is friends...
   You smile, I smile...
   You cry, I cry...
   You jump off a bridge,
   Im gonna miss your text messages...
   
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4. sexybeast1224
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2014 3:33pm UTC
   3 hardest things to do
   1. Count your hair
   2. You cant wash your eyes with soap
   3. You cant breathe when your tongue is out
   Please put your tongue back inside now.
   
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5. sexybeast1224
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2014 3:27pm UTC
   Dont break anyones heart, they only have one..
   Break their bones they have 206..
   
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6. sexybeast1224
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2014 12:50am UTC
   Common sense
   is like deodorant,
   the people who need it most
   dont use it.
   
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7. sexybeast1224
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2014 11:13pm UTC
   Stop
   Waiting for prince charming
   and get up and look for him
   he might be stuck in a tree
   or something.
   
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8. sexybeast1224
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2014 9:45pm UTC
   When writing the story
   of your life, dont
   let anyone
   else hold
   the pen
   Sexybeast1224
   
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9. sexybeast1224
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2014 9:41pm UTC
   Never give up,
   the beginning is
   always the hardest.
   
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10. sexybeast1224
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 7:28pm UTC
    "If opportunity dosen't
    come knocking,
    build a door."
    -Milton Berle
    
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11. sexybeast1224
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 1:11pm UTC
    The only reason Im fat
    Is because
    a tiny body
    couldnt find a place
    to store all my personality
    
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12. sexybeast1224
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 1:05pm UTC
    I cant stand this
    long distance relationship anymore
    .
    .
    .
    Fridge your coming to my bedroom!
    
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13. sexybeast1224
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 12:53pm UTC
    Smile
    at the haters
    because at the end of the day
    your gonna be the one smiling!
    
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14. sexybeast1224
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 12:21pm UTC
    ADMIT IT
    We have all tried to press all the keys on the keyboard atleast once in our life..
    Sexybeast1224
    
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