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January 8, 2012 3:38pm UTC

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coolgirl4567
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January 8, 2012 11:22am UTC

there's no superhero in my cheerio box:(
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keenie1
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January 8, 2012 11:23am UTC

Witty survived!!
Tomorrow
is WITTY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CassieMaeCogswell
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January 8, 2012 11:26am UTC

69% of people can find
Something dirty in this sentence :)

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sml2298
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January 8, 2012 11:26am UTC

"The worst people on Facebook
are the ones who post statuses every second. Like seriously, if i cared so much about what you were doing, i'd take the time to stalk you."
~~~kid at my camp(:

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pseudonymous
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January 8, 2012 11:27am UTC

SO,
I met this prostitute who said she'd do anything for $20.
Guess who got their
homework done!
quote I'm reposting from my old account

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novabieber4ever
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January 8, 2012 11:28am UTC

In social studies.
Male teacher; " Who here thinks women wouldn't make a good president? Raise your hand."
Girl raises her hand & gets called on, " Well,
I think that when it's a girls TIME of the month,
she'd sent the army to go out to kill people."

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misschocolateeyes
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January 8, 2012 11:29am UTC

Who else has those mini spaz attacks
When your in bed,
half asleep and you
think your falling?
nmq

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theused_x
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January 7, 2012 9:30pm UTC

Everything Happens for a Reason
Chapter 23
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Damien's Point of View
It's tough watching the person you love walk out of your life completely. It's hard knowing that nothing you do could change what has already happened in that past. She just walked away from me, and I already miss her. I needed to get her back in my life. The question is...how would I do it? I went home and that night I thought about how I would get back my girl.
When it finally came to me, I decided to get some sleep.
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Audrey's Point of View
I tell myself that I'll be okay, and that everything happens for a reason, but I'm freaking torn into a million tiny pieces. I'm slowly dying inside, but I cover it up with a big fat smile. I tell myself that if it was meant to work out between Damien and I, then it would have, and he never would have cheated on me in the first place. I try to make myself feel better by listening to all the garbage people tell me about breakups. DOES IT HELP? No, it doesn't. Nothing will help me, but being with Damien. But we can't be together anymore. Right? You don't go back to someone who cheated on you...It's not healthy. I feel so empty without him. So lifeless. Not even my best friend can make it better. She has her own boyfriend that she's completely head over heels for. Besides, I didn't want to depress her with my sad stories and my crying all the time. I guess I have to start looking for someone else, someone who can care about me. Or just someone who can take my mind off of Damien. I concluded that that was the best thing for me to do right now, and tomorrow that's exactly what I'd do.
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When I woke up the next morning, I dressed in a cute dress, straightened my hair to perfection, put on makeup, and left the house to meet up with Arianna. When I met up with her she told me I looked gorgeous, and I thanked her. As soon as we walked into the school, I could feel the stares from a group of guys near by. I knew they were looking at me, so I waved and winked at them. One of the guys with some his encouragement from his friends, stepped away from the group and walked over to me. He flipped his shaggy brown hair away from his face, revealing his sea green eyes. Wow, he was gorgeous.
"Hey, Audrey" the boy said cooly
"I'm so sorry, but I don't think we've met, what's your name?"
"No problem, it's Connor. by the way." he said with an added smile that highlighted his grecian facial features.
"Well then, Hi Connor" I said with a little giggle
He rubbed the back of his neck nervously before talking and when he finally did, he said "Would you like to go to a movie or something with me tomorrow night?"
"That sounds great" I said and smiled at him
"Okay, so I'll pick you up at 7?"
"Sure. " I replied and then scribbled my number on his arm.
"So where's your first class?"
"Umm...third floor, room 326."
"Would you mind if I walked you there?"
"Of course not. let's go" I grinned
His hand kept bumping into mine, so I decided to take it and intertwine my fingers with his. When I did that, he looked up at me and smiled, and I flashed him my best smile back.
When we arrived at the door of my Chem class, he stood infront of me and I said "Thanks for walking me"
"Any time, really" he smiled
I let go of his hand and right as I was about to go into the class he said "Don't I get a hug?"
I laughed and hugged him.
"Better?"
"Much better." he winked and left me standing infront of my class grinning like the biggest idiot.
From the corner of my eye I saw Damien. Was he watching Connor and I this whole time? The angry look on his face answered my question, and before I knew it, he was marching over to me. ..
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Previous chapter;
Chapter 22:http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4813013

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January 3, 2012 10:41pm UTC

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xoxo_carly_x
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January 7, 2012 6:09pm UTC

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Chapter Twelve
(Tristan’s Pov)
I loved the feeling of waking up with her in my arms. I never cared about someone this much. Even Danielle. She understood me without judging me. She took time to know me when no one else did. I can’t believe I ever let her go. I kissed her head and the smell of her coconut shampoo lingered in my nostrils. I wished I could kiss her goodbye. I couldn’t wake her up though. I just decided to leave her a note. I scribbled some words on the paper and left it on her side table.
I got in the car and I started the engine. I got home and took a shower. I ended up falling asleep since I was up all night. I just couldn’t sleep. As creepy as it may sound, I loved watching her sleep. She looked so beautiful…
After about an hour or two of sleep, my phone buzzed and woke me up. It was Emma; she asked if I wanted to go to a party tonight. I needed more sleep so I just told her I’d meet her there.
I got ready and got to the party. She told me she’d text me when she got there, so I guess I had time to do whatever. I said hi to a few people when I felt someone tap my shoulder. “Hi Tristan.” Danielle said sweetly. I glared at her “What do you want?” She seemed taken aback. “I uh, uhm, I just wanted to say hello..” “Oh..hi.” She looked kinda hurt. She started playing with her fingers. “Do you want a drink? I was just gonna grab a beer..” She was definitely up to something. “Uhm, sure.” She went to get drinks and I talked with some soccer friends about the big match coming up. I’m going to give Emma my other jersey so she can wear if she wants to come watch. Danielle was taking a while with the drinks, but she finally came around. She held two drinks in her hand and I reached for the one on the right. “ No!” She shouted. I pulled my hand back and looked at her confused. “Uhm, that one’s mine. I already drank out of it, here take this one.” She placed the other cup in my hand. I took a long hard drink. “Thanks.” I mumbled to her and went back to my friends. After a while, I finished the drink and felt really…strange. My eyes were drooping and I felt drowsy. I didn’t really know what was going on. I felt someone take my hand and pull me upstairs. I felt a pair of familiar lips on mine. I was drawn to them. I couldn’t stop. This had to be Emma right? Yeah, of course. I opened my eyes but everything was blurry. I couldn’t make out who it was but I saw blonde hair. I didn’t have the energy to stop whoever it was. I felt someone unzip the zipper of my pants and take my shirt off. I could feel their hand place mine on a perfectly shaped breast. Was I cheating on Emma?
I heard the door open. I heard her. I heard her voice. “Oh my god. Oh my god!” I heard her shout. Everything clicked in my head. I saw Danielle on top of me and I saw Emma run out the door. I pushed her off. “Tristan! Are you really going to leave me for her?” “I already did! I’ve been gone! Can’t you see I love her! What did you do to me? What did you put in my drink!” I screamed in her face. “Sleeping pills. And it worked. I got you to hook up with me didn’t I?” “No you did it while I was practically unconscious. If I was in the right state of mine, I wouldn’t have never been near you’re s***** a**.” I had to talk to her. I followed her out the door. I caught up to her and pulled her around. She had to listen. She had to know that it wasn’t me, that she drugged me. She knows I wouldn’t cheat. “Emma! Wait! Let me explain!” I looked at her. She had tears in her eyes. She wasn’t wearing makeup, for me. She looked absolutely amazing tonight, for me. She shoved me and ran. She ran right out the door. “Emma, Emma!” I shouted. And she didn’t turn around. What have I done?
I drove to my secret spot and I thought about what to do. I went home, and I went to sleep…
Hey dolls! So you get what happened now? Sorry, I have been SO busy lately. I think I’m going to post another chapter later. Tell me what yall think. (:
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January 3, 2012 5:35pm UTC

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bgsoccer93
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January 1, 2012 10:52am UTC

I HATE WHEN SOME SMARTASS COMMENTS ON YOUR QUOTE AND TOTALLY RUINS IT

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xoxo_carly_x
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December 29, 2011 8:10pm UTC

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Chapter Eight
We drove in the car for what seemed like forever. We had definitely headed up towards the mountains. We pulled up to the side of the road with a huge open field next to it. He got out, walked over to my door, opened it, and took my hand. We started walking into the field. “What are we doing here?” “Just wait and see! I couldn’t wait to show you.” He squeezed my hand reassuringly. We came on the edge of the woods. He moved a branch, and there was a path! We headed down the hill and we came to the most gorgeous place. There was a huge waterfall falling down into a gorgeous pond. He took my other hand. “Do you like it?” I shook my head. “I love it.” He kissed me softly and took me over to the huge rocks. I followed each step he took and he helped me, making sure I didn’t fall. We sat down and just looked at the waterfall. “Why did you bring me here?” I asked curiously. He just smiled and after a little bit of silence answered, “Me and my Dad used to come here, you know before he passed. The moment I got my license, I drove up here. I come here to think and to clear my head. No one knows about it,” he played with his fingers then looked up at me shyly, “but you.” Tears filled my eyes. I remember his dad. He was always so happy. Tristan loved him. I helped him through that. He laughed, “Why are you crying?!” I smiled at him “They’re good tears, trust me.” I scooted over to him and put my head on his shoulder. He put his arm around me and said “Emma, can I ask you a question?” “Anything.” I whispered. “I wouldn’t just bring anyone here Emma. You’re really special to me. I was wondering if you, well if you would be my girlfriend.” I smiled to myself. “Of course I will.” He squeezed my hand again.
We started talking about how we used to be best friends. We reminisced and laughed on memories that we remember like yesterday. “Yaknow when I said I love you, I meant it. I always have Emma. Even when we were best friends..” But then why didn’t he tell me, or act on it. Why did he date Danielle? It doesn’t matter now though. As long as we’re together now. I just shook my head and kept my thoughts to myself. He stood up and held his hand out to me. “You ready?” I took his hand and we began walking back to the car. “Want to go back to my house?” He asked me. “Sure.” I said.
We pulled up to his house. It was actually kinda big, not too big though. He opened the door and led me inside. “Mom? Jenna?” He called. “I guess no one’s home..Oh wait! That’s right. Jenna had a horse riding tournament this weekend and they left early. I’m home alone.” We went into the kitchen and he got me a drink and we ordered food. After we ate we went up to his room. In the hallways his mom had tons of pictures of him when he was a baby. I was laughing so hard. “Don’t laugh at those! I was a cute kid.” He said tickling my sides. “Oh you definitely were,” I winked at him.
When he opened the door to his room, I expected to it to be real messy, but it was actually really neat. He must have saw me looking around because he said “I like when I know where everything is,” And shrugged. He jumped on his bed and waved me over. I stood next to his bed side and he grabbed my hand. “Lay with meeeeeeeeeeeee.” He begged. “Okay, okay.” I gave in. He yanked me on top of him and kept tickling me. “S-s-stoppppp!” I pleaded. We sat there and laughed and laughed. I rolled on top of him and put my chin on his chest. I got lost in his gorgeous eyes. I caught myself staring at his lips. I bit my lower lip, grabbed the back of his head, and pulled his lips towards mine. It was such a sweet kiss. I didn’t want to stop though. I kept urging him on. My hands ran through his hair. One of his hands rested on my lower back, the other on my upper thigh. He rolled me around and he was now on top of me. My hands went up his shirt and I can feel his perfectly sculpted abs. He took off his shirt, and I took off mine. I could feel his warm body on mine. We continued to make out. I wasn’t ready for this, and I can feel us both hesitating. We both pulled back at the same moment and said, “Wait.” We looked at each other and laughed. We took our shirts putting them back on, obviously knowing what each other wanted. We laid down together. He took my hand and was playing with my fingers. “One day,” he said. “When we’re both ready. Besides, today was our first day officially being exclusive.” I laughed and shook my head in agreement. I’m glad he understood where I was coming from and that he felt the same. I for one didn’t want to rush things. I wanted things to be perfect with him.
After just hanging out for a while, he took me home. He walked me to the door and kissed me goodnight. I took a shower and snuggled right into bed. My phone buzzed and I had one text.
Tristan: I forgot to say something when I dropped you off. ):
Me: And what was that?
Tristan: I love you<3 Goodnight beautiful. I’ll see you tomorrow.
Me: I love you too<3 Goodnight. (:
For once, things were actually going really smoothly. I went through my whole day in my head. I fell asleep with Tristan’s face in my head…
Hey guys! I don’t know if I should continue? Is it worth it? Please comment and let me know! Fav/comment/follow!
P.s. sorry for the heading being different? Microsoft was acting funny ;p Thank yall (:

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theused_x
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December 29, 2011 4:24pm UTC

Best pick-up line ever:
“Let’s go eat, I’m paying.”

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December 29, 2011 4:27pm UTC

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theused_x
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December 29, 2011 3:50pm UTC

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
"YEAH GIRL, IMMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES
OFF AND...put them in a closet for you
because it's polite."

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theused_x
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December 29, 2011 3:56pm UTC

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theused_x
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December 29, 2011 2:26pm UTC

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!
When the girl woke up after the surgery,
only her father was next to her bed.
The girl looked around the room for the boy and asked,
Girl: Where is he?
Father: Who do you think gave you the heart?
Girl: What??? (starts crying)
Father: (laughing) I'm just kidding, he went to use the bathroom.

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