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1. pseudonymous
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2012 12:36am UTC
   Can someone assit me in deleting my witty?
   
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2. pseudonymous
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2012 10:50am UTC
   My dad was a drug addict for 32 years, but he's been sober for 6 months.
   I was constantly bullied at my old school, but now I have friends again.
   My teenage sister got pregnant, but now she has a stable home.
   Trust me, it gets better.
   
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3. pseudonymous
   posted a quote
   January 14, 2012 6:19pm UTC
   I hope you step on a
   lego.
   
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4. pseudonymous
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2012 3:32pm UTC
   If british people
   use the metric system
   why is their money called 'pounds'?
   
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5. pseudonymous
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   January 11, 2012 4:38pm UTC
   If moonlight is just reflected sunlight,
   Shouldn't vampires burn at night, too?
   
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6. pseudonymous
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2012 4:24pm UTC
   We all know that girl.
   The one who's super pretty, gets all the guys, and is reall popular.
   And she's your best friend.
   
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7. pseudonymous
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2012 5:39pm UTC
   I don't care how serious or emotional you are.
   If you use the wrong 'your', I will correct you.
   " "
   
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8. pseudonymous
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   January 10, 2012 5:37pm UTC
   Sometimes I wonder why I even try.
   
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9. pseudonymous
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2012 6:16pm UTC
   Hon, using Picnik for every picture
   doesn't make you a graphic
   designer.
   
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10. pseudonymous
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    We are all given lives.
    But it's your choice to live them.
    
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11. pseudonymous
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    I love to much.
    && it feels like I'll never be wanted back.
    
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12. pseudonymous
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    My love life is like my iPhone 4.
    I have an iPhone 3.
    not mine quote. trinityy_xoxox format.
    
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13. pseudonymous
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Things I Miss #3
    The PRNDL.
    
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14. pseudonymous
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Baby you light up my world
    like nobody else.
    
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15. pseudonymous
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    Things I Miss #2
    Coconut Head's hair.
    
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16. pseudonymous
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    January 8, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    Things I Miss #1
    Megan Parker's rare pet hamster, Herve.
    
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17. pseudonymous
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 11:44am UTC
    && those kids
    who sign their emails in yearbooks because they don't have cellphones.
    
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18. pseudonymous
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 11:38am UTC
    • pending moderation •
    ^loljk
    
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19. pseudonymous
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 11:31am UTC
    Liking your own facebook status,
    is like giving yourself a high-five.
    quote I'm reposting from my old account
    
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20. pseudonymous
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 11:27am UTC
    SO,
    I met this prostitute who said she'd do anything for $20.
    Guess who got their
    homework done!
    quote I'm reposting from my old account
    
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