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pseudonymous

pseudonymous
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 11:24am UTC
Liking your own facebook status,
is like giving yourself a high-five.
quote I'm reposting from my old account
it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

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pseudonymous
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 8:23pm UTC
He dumped me.
And I heard he got a new girlfriend.
After I got the courage to add him back on facebook, his latest status said,
'my password is her name'
For fun I tried mine.
It worked.

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