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December 15, 2013 4:35pm UTC

"Food is my favourite time of day"-Jennifer Lawrence

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BlackButterflies
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August 25, 2012 3:39am UTC

OKAY, YOU MAY BE SENSITIVE,
AND MAYBE YOU OVER REACTED A LITTLE BIT.
.....but he's still a d/ck,
and that is completely not okay.

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izzy_xo
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August 25, 2012 8:42am UTC

Internet
(noun)
A distraction that works especially best
when trying to complete homework.

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Nikki27
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August 25, 2012 10:42am UTC

Will someone be my butterfly in the butterfly project? I need a reason not to cut myself.

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xodiana15
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August 24, 2012 4:39pm UTC

format: sk8ter_gurl_17
99% of boys are hot.
The other 1% go to my school.

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kelseyrc43134
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August 24, 2012 8:13pm UTC

running to your bed when you turn off the light,
because that's when the monsters, ghosts, and kidnappers come out,
and they can't find you under your blanket
❤

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LolSoTrueQuotes
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August 24, 2012 8:57pm UTC

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foreverfascinatedxx
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August 24, 2012 9:37pm UTC

If Taylor Swift gets paid for complaining about her life, why can't I?

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WeAllHaveFlaws
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August 24, 2012 9:58pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
What's a present to give my 28 year old boyfriend?
I'm 14 and he's turning 28 next week, and I need a really good present to give him but one that isn't that expensive.
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Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
I think you should give him a black & white striped shirt. That will come in handy in prison.
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yellowdino16
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August 24, 2012 9:59pm UTC

No Patrick
mayonaise is not
an instrument.

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xxthisismexx
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August 24, 2012 10:20pm UTC

plot twist:
Steve is your father under cover and all of the wittians are all fake profiles and you are the only liveing person on the website besides "Steve''

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August 25, 2012 8:58am UTC

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yayrey
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August 24, 2012 7:51pm UTC

&
nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
dododoododdo
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
Holding Books
Girls carry them close to their chests
Boys put them under their arms
Format by Yayrey

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KatieeLovesYouu
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August 25, 2012 9:05am UTC

Lol So True: #398
'H3y Wht R y0uu d0inqq?!'
'About to throw a dictionary in your face.'
lolsotrue.com

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KatieeLovesYouu
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August 25, 2012 9:24am UTC

Lol So True: #131
Dear 11 year olds on Facebook with 'It's complicated'. Seriously? What did he do, steal your animal crackers?
lolsotrue.com

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Ronixoxo
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August 24, 2012 4:59pm UTC

when you cut your
nails to short and ur fingers
feel weird

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sammy*
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August 24, 2012 5:29pm UTC

Pyschological Fact,
when a person cries and the first drop of tears comes from the RIGHT EYE, its happiness,
but when the first drop is from the LEFT EYE, its pain.

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ThePastIsPast
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August 24, 2012 6:40pm UTC

even when i have absolutely nothing to do,
i still don't do my summer homework.

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