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WeAllHaveFlaws

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Member Since: 23 Oct 2011 12:32am

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ATTENTION;

I HAVE MADE A NEW ACCOUNT.

DO NOT ASK WHY PLEASE. IT WAS FOR PERSONAL REASONS.

IT IS JULIAMARIE223.

WWW.WITTYPROFILES.COM/AUTHOR/JULIAMARIE223

I HOPE YOU FOLLOW MY NEW ONE :D

WeAllHaveFlaws
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 6:59pm UTC

ATTENTION TO MY FOLLOWERS;
I have made a new account. Please don't ask why, It was for a few reasons I cannot tell.
So please follow my new one which its username is Juliamarie223.
www.wittyprofiles.com/author/juliamarie223
Thank you so much<3

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WeAllHaveFlaws
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September 17, 2012 2:00pm UTC

Is it bad that I still cry
at the episode
when Gary runs away from home because Spongebob forgot to feed him.?
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WeAllHaveFlaws
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September 16, 2012 10:37pm UTC

Daughter; Mom do you know that old band One Direction.
Me; Oh god.
Daughter;
Me; I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME.
Daughter; What are you-
Me; *Pushes Red Emergancy Button. Room flips upside down to reveal One Direction posters with a conference table and a powerpoint presentation in the middle.
Me; The first step in becoming a fan is knowing there names!
Daughter; Mom wtf.

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WeAllHaveFlaws
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September 9, 2012 10:45am UTC

Last night,
I was at an R5 Concert,
and the opening act was Shane Harper.
I've loved him for along time now,
and I didn't even know he was the opening act.!
So, in pure silence after one of his songs,
I screeched "I LOVE YOU!"
Everyone looked at me,
then he said, "Was that an I love you I heard?"
And he looked at me.
Then he said, "I love you too.!"
I was so hype.! I like screamed in my friends faces.
Shane Harper told me he loved me.
My life is complete<3

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WeAllHaveFlaws
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September 6, 2012 8:19pm UTC

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WeAllHaveFlaws
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September 6, 2012 7:23pm UTC

WITTIANS!
I think every Friday we should write a "w" on our
hand and see if we can find other people from witty.
Not just like any random day of the year but just on
Fridays as like an annual thing?
Fave/comment so people can see this please?
*I pinky promise this is not for faves :)
CREDIT TO LEGIT7
This is NOT my idea, I just want to spread it around.! I think it's a good idea because then you get a bigger chance of finding someone. Because you might like go out one day to dinner or a football game and see someone.

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WeAllHaveFlaws
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September 5, 2012 6:55pm UTC

Want to stop liking someone, but you have so much feelings for them?
Well I have the perfect remedy.
Imagine them pooping.
*POOF*
Problem solved.

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WeAllHaveFlaws
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September 5, 2012 5:37pm UTC

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WeAllHaveFlaws
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September 5, 2012 5:35pm UTC

Me; I'd give up everything to meet 1D. I mean everything. Seriously.
Friend; Ikr, even like, my virginity.
Me; Oh...
Friend; But that'll happen when I meet them.

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WeAllHaveFlaws
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September 5, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Should I go back to my natural color, which is a dark brown, or stay blonde?
I really love the blonde but I'm getting sick of constantly dying the roots :/
But I want to see what other people think.
Do you think i'd look better as a dark brunette or a blonde.?
Thanks, and be honest :D

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WeAllHaveFlaws
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September 4, 2012 10:18pm UTC

Reasons to work-out #2
So you can get that satisfying feeling when someone comes up to you and say, "Hey, have you been working out?"

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WeAllHaveFlaws
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September 4, 2012 4:33pm UTC

Reasons to Work-Out #1
So you can go running in just a sports bra and shorts without fat jiggling every where.

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WeAllHaveFlaws
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August 29, 2012 7:21pm UTC

*Came home from school with my friend*
Me; "Dad, where's mom?"
Dad; "She's at the hospital."
Me; "Oh my gosh, why.!"
Dad; *Explains why*
Me; "Oh goodness, that's horrible."
Dad; "Wow Julia, your mom's in the hospital and you don't even care. All you care about is your teenage self and your problems."
Me; "I DON'T GET PARENTS. I FREAKING DO CARE IF MY MOMS IN THE HOSPITAL, BUT YOU SAID IT WASN'T ANYTHING MAJOR SO IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN FREAKING CRY ABOUT IT."
FUUUUUUUU.

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WeAllHaveFlaws
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August 29, 2012 7:17pm UTC

My mom's been having chest pains lately.
Today while I was at school,
she and my dad went for a run.
During the middle of the run,
She had horrible pain in her heart.
My mom got rushed to the hospital.
They took tests today,
and she as to spend the night there.
I visited her earlier,
and she did not look well at all.
Please wish her luck,
and that her tests come back clean.
<3

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WeAllHaveFlaws
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August 29, 2012 7:15pm UTC

*In Social Studies naming where each state is and their capital*
Dumb Girl; Where's Idaho?
Teacher; You mean U-da-ho?
Whole Class; BURN!!
Actually happened today :D

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WeAllHaveFlaws
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August 28, 2012 9:50am UTC

"Saying Happy Birthday is like celebrating one year closer to death"
"Yes, but it's also celebrating that you've made it so far"
Conversation between my friend and I
Myquote

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WeAllHaveFlaws
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August 26, 2012 5:44pm UTC

What if LWWY is something totally different than what we expect?
Like it starts off with a nice guitar intro.. then some drums...
THEN SOME MOTHA FU/KIN BASS WUBWUBWUB WUB WUUB WUB
YO THIS BE DUH BOYS OF ONE DIRECTION
NEW LEMME TELL YOU HOW TO HAVE SOME FUN
YOU JUST SHAKE THAT LITTLE AS/ IN DA CLUB
CAUSE WE GOTTA LIFE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG
SWAAAG SWAAAG SWAAAG

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WeAllHaveFlaws
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August 26, 2012 5:40pm UTC

Okay, I've been on Witty for two years.
(Yes my profile says one year, but I made a new account)
And I still haven't had a Witty Best friend.
Nor a Witty friend.!
Yes, I comment on peoples profile every once in awhile,
but not a Witty friend I've talked to and got there number and stuff.
It's quite depressing :(
Any takers?
I'm a great listener :D
In fact, if my acting career doesn't work out,
I want to be a therapist or counciler.!
And I need someone who will listen to me too...
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WeAllHaveFlaws
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August 24, 2012 10:01pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
I'm 25 years old and my wife is 7...
months pregnant and I'm getting really scared to have the baby. Are there any fathering advice out there for a new dad?
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Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Wow, you got me scared a little there.
And, I think it's too late to turn back now buddy.
Actual question I saw on Yahoo Answers!!
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WeAllHaveFlaws
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August 24, 2012 9:58pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
What's a present to give my 28 year old boyfriend?
I'm 14 and he's turning 28 next week, and I need a really good present to give him but one that isn't that expensive.
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Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
I think you should give him a black & white striped shirt. That will come in handy in prison.
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