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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Flip_Flops_Chick
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February 14, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Why does everyone else get to be happy?
When is it my turn?

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randi*
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December 30, 2012 2:06pm UTC

Fave if you've never had a New Years kiss.

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BandG33k
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December 30, 2012 12:49pm UTC

1912: Dracula used to drink the blood of virgins.
2012: He died of thirst.

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Hale_Storm18
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December 30, 2012 3:21pm UTC

I hate most Disney Channel shows because
they're the same basic premise with different characters. And also, who comes up with the costume design? No one actually dresses in three shirts with a vest and a plaid skirt over jeggings over jeans with twenty bracelets.

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yourcool
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December 30, 2012 5:51pm UTC

i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."

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Boink_Tastic
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November 4, 2012 10:23pm UTC

Have you ever watched
your friends from afar and
realized they seem happier
without you?

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freelance
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March 16, 2012 10:18am UTC

NoBoDY seems To caRe,
unLess You'Re PreTTY oR DYinG

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tbdeschenes
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October 31, 2012 11:03pm UTC

I just want
EVERYTHING that we had
BACK.

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envious*
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October 15, 2012 7:38pm UTC

The song, "Milkshake" was released in 2003.
I first heard the song in 2004.
The year now is 2012 (almost 2013).
But I still don't get the meaning of the lyric saying,
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
And, their like, 'It's better than yours'."
Like, what?

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Hammy1117
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October 5, 2012 5:38pm UTC

Awkward Potatoes are awesome.
☝
THIS IS NOT AN OPINION ITS A FACT

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GivesMeHope6BillionSecrets
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October 5, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Once I fell asleep in my sixth grade math class.
I sit next to a boy I had a crush on that didn't even know I existed.
When class ended I had my head down on my desk and I felt him poke me.
On my arm it was written in red:
I love you.
He winked at me as he walked out the door.
Yesterday we got married.
-GivesMeHope

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ishiplarrystylinson
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September 30, 2012 10:31pm UTC

SMILE ON THE COUNT OF THREE, OKAY?
1
2
3
Now stay like that because you look beautiful.

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wishicouldfindyou
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September 30, 2012 8:36pm UTC

Why complicate life?
missing someone?.......call
wanna meet up?.....invite
wanna be understood?......explain
have questions?.......ask
don't like something?.......say it
like something?.......state it
want something?.....ask for it
love someone?.....tell them

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jariley*
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September 30, 2012 9:48pm UTC

Witty,
you are second family. I can't imagine life without you. Before you guys, life was so boring and awkward. Now I am social in a way. I can express myself with my cancer and can get support. So thanks, Steve and wittians.

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