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1. sarikapokerface
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2012 8:33am UTC
   Do not disturb signs
   make me disturbed...
   
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2. sarikapokerface
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   August 7, 2012 1:05pm UTC
   Flat Stomach Tip:
   DONT CHEW GUM, it traps air in your stomache!!!
   
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3. sarikapokerface
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2012 5:58pm UTC
   If you're too cool for school
   then practice saying "would you like fries with that?"
   
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4. sarikapokerface
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2012 10:51pm UTC
   Didaskaleinophobia
   Is the fear of going to school.
   
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5. sarikapokerface
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   May 18, 2012 3:42pm UTC
   OMG!! RAVEN SYMONE IS LESBIAN?!?!
   
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6. sarikapokerface
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 3:40pm UTC
   Anti-Jokes#7
   What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor?
   wheres my tractor?
   
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7. sarikapokerface
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   May 18, 2012 3:27pm UTC
   Anti-Jokes#6
   What do you call a 3-foot scottish man who runs around named max?
   max.
   
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8. sarikapokerface
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   May 18, 2012 3:26pm UTC
   Anti-Jokes#5
   How do you make a baby cry?
   you throw a brick at its face.
   
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9. sarikapokerface
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   May 17, 2012 7:25pm UTC
   Anti-Jokes#4
   What is worser than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.
   
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10. sarikapokerface
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    May 17, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    Anti-Jokes#3
    Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.
    
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11. sarikapokerface
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    May 17, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    Anti-Jokes#2
    How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.
    
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12. sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    Anti-Jokes
    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    because 7 was a child molester.
    
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13. sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    What you should do right now ...
    follow me on tumblr:)) bc i follow back!
    http://sarikapokerface.tumblr.com/
    ___ ___ ____
    format by ponypigtialgirlformat by ponypig___ __ _format by ponypigtialgirl
    
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14. sarikapokerface
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    April 26, 2012 8:47am UTC
    Need More Followers on Tumblr!!
    http://sarikapokerface.tumblr.com/
    follow me I follow back:)
    
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15. sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    It's funny how
    one black line under your eye can boost a girl's confidence so much.
    <3
    
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16. sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    To decode this you need to first FAV this...
    Then press F13.
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17. sarikapokerface
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    April 15, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Find the boy!(:
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    Just kidding, there is none.
    chill it's a joke.
    
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18. sarikapokerface
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    April 8, 2012 10:03am UTC
    Boy Problems
    Getting friend zoned so hard that she asks you to marry her on facebook:/
    
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19. sarikapokerface
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    April 1, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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20. sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    So apparently...
    anything that has a parody song related to the Hunger Games becomes a top quote...
    Wake up in the morning feeling like Capitol goods
    Put my hunting boots on, Im gonna hit the woods.
    Before I leave, pull my hair, into one long braid
    Cause when I leave in the morning, I am coming back paid.
    
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