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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jacijo16
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November 19, 2013 4:45pm UTC

They don't know about the things we do ;; They don't know about the
'I love you's.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 3:19pm UTC

*Doing crunches*
Me: One.
Me: Two.
Me: I'm getting really good at this!
Me: *Loses count for two seconds*
Me: I think I was at 60.

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伤*
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 1:15pm UTC

I wanna be skinny but I also want to have
pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner
you feel me?

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dolph*
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June 16, 2013 1:47pm UTC

i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

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BravoSierra
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June 16, 2013 3:41pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I either eat nothing or everything.
there is no inbetween.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 1:39pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I hate it when
I understand something after the test.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC

If you've ever...
Got your period while wearing white pants,
let us cry together.
Sneezed while you put on mascara,
let us cry together.
Spent 30 minutes on a math problem and found out you copied it down wrong,
let us cry together.
Thought up on ways to start a conversation with your crush and then have them log out right when you start typing,
let us cry together.
Gotten your period on your birthday,
let us cry together.
Not recieved your acceptance letter to Hogwarts,
let us cry together.
Had someone go through and like all of your sixth grade photos,
let us cry together.
Had to pee while tons of people are talking outside your stall,
let us cry together.

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sksx9
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March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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kara008

posted a quote
June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.

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Differents0x
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June 16, 2013 3:43am UTC

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ｉｄｏｎ'ｔｌｉｋｅｔｈｉｓｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ.
ｉｎｍｙｇｕｔ.
ａｆｒａｉｄｔｈａｔｙｏｕｗｉｌｌｃｈａｎｇｅ.
and forget about me
.

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its_me_shel
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June 16, 2013 3:51am UTC

sorry
this video/site
is not available in your area
this is one of the reasons why we have no world peace

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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posted a quote
June 13, 2013 5:23pm UTC

Sometimes, I wonder if
witty famous people have thousands of accounts and just fav their own quotes

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 1:54pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I don't have anything to hide,
I just don't want you to go through my phone.

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 2:03pm UTC

friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
me: crocs
me: auto play on witty user's profiles
me: when po.rn appears on your screen randomly while someone is behind you
me: flies
me: bad grammar
me: being ignored all your life
me: you

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 12:57pm UTC

yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet
in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid

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Princess*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 3:48am UTC

If you had the chance to kill yourself, no pain or
blood involved and your family wouldn't
get hurt because of what you did...
would you take it?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 5:14pm UTC

People say Disney gave us unrealistic expecations about love. In some
ways that is true. But Disney also teaches us many other things about love.
-Love is being with each other through hard times
-Love is waiting
-Love is sacrifice
-Love is giving up fear and finding courage
-Love is looking past flaws
-Love is telling the truth
-Love is giving up your old ways of living
-Love looks beyond class and status
-Love is believing in each other's dreams
-Love changes you for the better
-Love is letting go

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Rajsonkar
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June 12, 2013 4:27am UTC

You have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

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