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samoa4life

  1. samoa4life samoa4life
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 9:05am UTC
    And then all those love songs make sense.

  2. samoa4life samoa4life
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 7:31am UTC
    SLEEPING IS MAH DRUG, MY BED IS MY DEALER, AND THE ALARM CLOCK IS THE POLICE:3

  3. samoa4life samoa4life
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 7:57am UTC
    They say be urself, then they judge you-.-

  4. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 5:53am UTC
    I dont fall in love I tombé onto it ;)

  5. samoa4life samoa4life
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 6:17am UTC
    me: *sneezes*
    me: I sound like a horse ;-;

  6. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 12:34am UTC
    I will never forget the day you called me
    fat.

  7. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    DOES everyone’s voice…
    talksuperfastwhenthingsarewrittenlikethis?
    Or
    in. their. head. pause. between. words. when. a. period. is. placed. between. them?
    ANd IF a PERrSon tyPEs Like thls,
    THey iMagINe a VOiCe going Up AnD Down?
    AND WHEN THE TEXT IS ALL CAPS, YOU SAY IT A LITTLE LOUDER IN YOUR HEAD.

  8. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 1:21am UTC
    What's the difference between you and a calendar?
    A calendar has dates.

  9. joshlikesu joshlikesu
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    Why complicate life?
    Miss someone? ...Call
    Wanna meet up? ...Invite
    Wanna be understood? ...Explain
    Have questions? ...Ask
    Dont like something? ...Say it
    Like something? ...State it
    Want something? ...Ask for it
    Love someone? ...Tell it
    We just have one life.
    Keep it simple.

  10. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 11:48am UTC
    My worst fear is running into one of my internet friends
    when i'm with my mom and having to explain to her why me and that person are flipping out and being excited.

  11. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    Remembr swine flu????????? fav if ur a tru 2009 kid.

  12. samoa4life samoa4life
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 5:53am UTC
    You g@y?? Well your lucky i support that;']
    You pretty?? Then i wish to be you[._.]
    You like to eat?? Dayuum lets high five to that:D
    You mad?? Here's a cookie:)
    You reading this?? Well i guess your a stalker^-^

  13. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 6:50am UTC
    *Best part about finals*
    Mom: Go outside!
    Me: I'm studying for finals!
    Mom: Wash the dishes.
    Me: You have no idea how stressed I am for finals!
    Mom: Clean your room.
    Me: But I have an English final at 7 in the morning.
    Mom: Get off your computer, please.
    Me: But my history teacher put a review sheet on his website.
    Mom: Come to the store with me.
    Me: But I'm in the middle of a study session...
    Mom: Go to bed!
    Me: Let me finish studying first!
    Exact same but with ballet exams! :') HAHA

  14. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 6:54am UTC
    when you think evrythings going really bad then you get the news that changes your life forever!

  15. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 4:50am UTC
    When my friend isn't present in school;
    5% Oh I hope shes okay
    95% How dare you leave me alone!

  16. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 4:56am UTC
    Forget having a boyfriend, just get a cat, then you can be a
    single cat lady who walks her cats every Sunday :)

  17. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 6:32am UTC
    Ballet technique is really hard, it's never
    easy it just becomes possible.

  18. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 2:22am UTC
    Johnny at the Park:
    Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods.
    Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.
    Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.
    "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...."
    Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.
    So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...."
    At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
    At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.
    He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

  19. RainbowHamster RainbowHamster
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 4:28am UTC
    I am
    ...
    A Person 5%
    A Human Centipede 10%
    A Quote 15%
    TITANIUM 70%

  20. RainbowHamster RainbowHamster
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 5:38am UTC
    The Only Reason Why I smiled Today
    Is Because Of...
    YOU
    =^.^=

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