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_superwhitegirlproblems
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December 4, 2012 8:25pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #1527
When you smell
your ex boyfriend's
cologne on your
new crush.
tumblr

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SWSTheBand
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December 4, 2012 8:32pm UTC

my daily workout
is closing the door my parents left open when they entered my room.

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yourcool
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October 6, 2012 1:32pm UTC

"Do not be afraid,"
is written in the Bible 365 times.
That's a daily reminder from God to live every day being fearless.

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伤*
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October 6, 2012 1:24pm UTC

The boys that made life worth living
One Direction, the five perfect boys that changed our lives. We love the way Niall loves food, his sexy blonde hair, his blue eyes and baby face, we love the way he laughs at everything and has the cutest Irish accent ever. We love Louis' love for carrots, his pigeon Kevin, we love his perfect brown hair and flawless eyes, the way can always make us laugh no matter what and his love for kids. We love Harry's immaculate curls and bright eyes and soft voice, his bromance with Louis, his love for cats and perfect smile. We love Liam's low husky voice, his love for turtles and his sensibility and his amazing hair. We love Zayn's mysterious and quiet but so funny and extremely sexy, we love his shyness and his amazing dancing. When were older, what makes you beautiful will come on in the car, a tear will fall down our face, our children in the back seat will think we're mad, but we'll sit and remember the good times. When they were first put together on x-factor, the x-factor video diaries, their cover of forever young, they excitement from what makes you beautiful and gotta be you playing for the first time on the radio, the tears from a year in the making, the laughs from Alan Carr, the funny tweets, the excitement from Up All Night frist being released, the joy from One Thing, the new video diaries and the new hairstyles. We'll remember cats, turtles, Jimmy, Kevin, and all the amazing 1D merchandise, and we'll remember our first concert, even if it was on YouTube. We'll look back at our posters and merchandise and think about the boys that made life worth living
(OneDirection)

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NiallHOranFacts_01
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August 14, 2012 7:56pm UTC

NiallHoranFact#95
Niall means champion.

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basketballchickkforeveer1
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October 6, 2012 12:10pm UTC

I wish i never fell so deep in love with you . Cause now there aint no way in hell , that i can be just friends with you.

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randi*
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October 6, 2012 12:29pm UTC

THE BEST FRIEND CONTRACT
• I promise to listen to my best friend. (even if we're talking about nothing)
• I promise to keep in touch with my best friend constantly.
• I promise to be there when my best friend needs me.
• I promise to be honest at all times with my best friend.
• I promise to never keep anything from my best friend. (unless it's a surprise for him/her)
• I promise to set aside school work and myself when my best friend has problems and needs to talk.
• I promise to always let my best friend be the first to know everything and anything.
• I promise to laugh with, not at, my best friend. (unless he/she does something really stupid and funny)
• I promise to never do anything to screw up our friendship.
• I promise to love my best friend unconditionally, forever.
If there is a breach of this contract, the injured party has discretion on the kind of punishment or torture to be imposed on the other party.
But reasonable means to remedy the party is highly encouraged. (ex: talking it out)
I hereby agree to these conditions.
_________ __________
PARTY A PARTY B

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suicidethoughts
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October 6, 2012 11:58am UTC

Fave if,
You think you're fat,
ugly,
boring,
useless.
Fave if you think you,
Can't keep a secret,
Treat everyone you care about badly,
Like a guy who'll never like you back,
Feel ignored by your friends,
Always disappoint your parents,
Mess everything up,
Will never be good enough,
Fave if you think,
You're a bad friend,
You're a loser.
Fave if you've ever,
Been cheated on,
Thought about killing yourself,
Cut,
Burned,
Starved yourself,
Cried yourself to sleep,
Attempted suicide,
hated yourself.
Your not alone.

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bizzeybeatsxo350
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October 6, 2012 12:05pm UTC

My dad: One of the guys that dated Taylor Swift should write a song called "Maybe You're The Problem"

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zer0*
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September 23, 2012 10:23am UTC

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forgetxmexnot
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September 23, 2012 2:31am UTC

Josh: I caught dad sneaking in - he was wearing a suit - when I asked him where he'd been he says... "I was out buying milk, but I drank it all on the way home!"
Drake: Oh, that's bad...
Josh: I know
Drake: We really needed some new milk
Josh: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOUR DAIRY NEEDS!

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BlackButterflies
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September 17, 2012 3:10am UTC

So I was sitting reading this absolutely amazing book, and one of my favourite characters died out of nowhere.
I had gotten suuuuper attached to her, so I started crying a bit.
(Okay, maybe a lot. It was sad.)
Then, my little sister walked in, saw me bawling my eyes out and said,
"omg not fictional characters again."
i cried more and made sad noises.
she sighed and said, "okay, i'll get you some cake."

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yourcool
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June 17, 2012 6:24pm UTC

Oh, you lost your cell phone on vibrate?
If you like it, then you should'a put a ring on it.

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Bravosierra*
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June 17, 2012 4:18pm UTC

My ex broke his hand
So now his relationship status is;
It's complicated.

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SummerAirAndLovelyHair
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June 18, 2012 12:34pm UTC

my thoughts during school:
potato, potato, ching chong tomato.
me when I don't need to be focused:
focused.

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mrsivyweasley
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April 21, 2012 3:02pm UTC

Me: *In car with my mom when plastic bag flies in front of us*
Mom: Katy Perry, get out of the way.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: *Laughs* OH I GET IT!

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
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April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
Please fave this if you're not an old man.

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