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Buki
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July 8, 2012 1:25pm UTC

My daily routine:
1. Open fridge.
No Food.
2. Open cabinets.
No Food.
3. Open Freezer
No Food.
4. Repeat and lower standards until food is found.
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silently-dreaming*
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July 2, 2012 3:12pm UTC

Meet my idols:
Velma:Jinkies!
Daphne:Jeepers!
Shaggy:Zoinks!
Scooby:Ruh-roh! & Scooby dooby dooo!
Fred:Let’s split up, gang!
Criminal:If it wasn’t for those meddling kids!

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BrianaLee
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June 20, 2012 7:11pm UTC

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SabrinaRose
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June 20, 2012 10:57am UTC

I'm insecure. I know what for.
I'm not Danielle, 32, or Eleano-o-or.
But that's okay, because they're gay.
The boys would never love me anywa-a-ay.
Everyone else knows they'll never love me, everyone else but meeee.
Baby I love them so much you don't understand, the way I'm completely dedicated to this band, the way they don't even know that I exist or the way they compete fan-girls lives to the fullest. I don't know-oh-oh! I don't know how far I'd go. If only you could live my life, you'd understand how it's so hard to sleep at night, knowing one direction is on the same planet as me, I don't know-oh-oh! I don't know how far I'd go, oh-oh. I'm really
KINDA MISERABLE.

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GreenMariLoves
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June 15, 2012 1:23pm UTC

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xStoleMyHeart
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April 29, 2012 11:38am UTC

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xStoleMyHeart
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May 9, 2012 7:36am UTC

Twinkle, Twinkle Liam Payne,
Louis, Harry, Niall, and Zayn.
One Direction rule my life,
you know I'm their future wife. ♥

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xStoleMyHeart
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June 9, 2012 1:36pm UTC

Self-confident girls are hot,
insecure girls are beautiful .
- Harry Styles

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ilikethings
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June 9, 2012 10:43am UTC

so yesterday,
i was at starbucks and these five teenage boys came in.
they ordered their
drinks under the names
niall, zayn, harry, louis, and liam as a prank.
you should of heard the screams
when their names were called out.
you should of also seen the look of
dissapointment when the girls realized
they were just normal,
teenage boys and not 1D. // [xxx]

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ElizaNyan
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June 9, 2012 8:04am UTC

I owe my life to Justin Bieber. I was in comma for two years, Until nurse played his songs on the radio in my room and i had to wake up to turn it off.

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aliyarocksyoursocks123
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June 8, 2012 4:37pm UTC

"Happiness is found in the darkest of times, if only you remember to turn on the light."
- Albus Dumbledore

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Leonardo DiCaprio never died in Titanic.
Last scene: him going underwater.
1st Scene in Inception: he wakes up on a beach

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ashlyn*
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May 27, 2012 11:36am UTC

You are in a relationship with Niall Horan
♥ 1 minutes ago · Louis Tomilson, Harry Styles, Zayn Malick, Liam Payne and 5 others like this · Comment · See Friendship

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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hannahxx
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May 23, 2012 5:28pm UTC

Girl language:
five minutes - half an hour
nothing - something
im just tired - im upset, hug me
whatever - go die
dont touch me - dont let go
i hate you - please come back
im fine - i need a hug
go away - hold me tight
i ignore you - give me your attention

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Nataliee1102
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May 21, 2012 9:07pm UTC

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BeKaHlYnN
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May 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC

What to do before I die.
If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
Find fat lady. Ask her to sing

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Zaaraa225
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May 19, 2012 8:55pm UTC

One Direction- What Makes You Beautiful
I’m insecure, I know what for
I’m not Danielle, 32 or Eleanor
But that’s ok, because they’re gay
The boys wouldn’t love me anyway
Everyone else knows they’ll never love me
Everyone else but me
[Chorus]
Everytime I log on to the computer
I’m headed straight for youtube, twitter, and tumblr
Where I can continuously stalk them
I don’t know, I don’t know how far I’d go
Most people question my sanity
But I don’t care, they are not as happy as me
What’s wrong with relating them to everything?
I don’t know, I don’t know how far I’d go
I’m really kind of pitiful
nmq- tumblrr(:

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_kidsinlove
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May 20, 2012 11:08am UTC

shortest horror story ever:
No food left.

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AustinH
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May 19, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Did anybody else
know that the voice of Plankton is
also Mr.Sikowitz from Victorious?

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