Witty Profiles

aliyarocksyoursocks123

1. aliyarocksyoursocks123
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2013 5:51pm UTC
   Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. #pun
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
2. aliyarocksyoursocks123
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2012 10:59pm UTC
   You make me happy when the skies are gray.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
3. aliyarocksyoursocks123
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2012 4:29pm UTC
   Be weird
   Be happy
   Be who you are
   Because you never know who would love the person
   You hide.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
4. aliyarocksyoursocks123
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2012 11:29pm UTC
   Today I came out of class after school. My best friend saw me and said,"Are you crying?" isad,"No, just a little terry. A teacher yelled at me for no reason." And he said,"Good. Or else I would have to kill someone for making you cry." That was end of the nicest things anyone has EVER told me. :) I love my best friend.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
5. aliyarocksyoursocks123
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2012 6:37pm UTC
   A broken pencil is
   pointless.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
6. aliyarocksyoursocks123
   posted a quote
   October 23, 2012 11:16pm UTC
   A Charlotte, NC, man having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of cigars and without having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The man sued....and won. In delivering the ruling the judge agreeing that the claim was frivolous, stated nevertheless that the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure against fire, without defining what it considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in "the fires." After the man cashed the check, however, the company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson. With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
7. aliyarocksyoursocks123
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2012 10:00pm UTC
   “It is important to fight and
   fight again,
   and keep fighting, for only
   then can evil
   be kept at bay though never quite
   eradicated.” -Albus Dumbledore
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
8. aliyarocksyoursocks123
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2012 9:11pm UTC
   BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN
   is a woman rolling her eyes.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
9. aliyarocksyoursocks123
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2012 4:38pm UTC
   People always lie for a reason.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
10. aliyarocksyoursocks123
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    Those who are heartless
    once cared
    too much.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
11. aliyarocksyoursocks123
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 1:58pm UTC
    When someone says "You two should date!"
    And you're thinking "I'm working on it, b////!"
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
12. aliyarocksyoursocks123
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    Raisin cookies that look like chocolate cookies are the reason why I have trust issues.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
13. aliyarocksyoursocks123
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    "Happiness is found in the darkest of times, if only you remember to turn on the light."
    - Albus Dumbledore
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 83 points
14. aliyarocksyoursocks123
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    "Don't talk to strangers." Well, how am I supposed to make friends?
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
15. aliyarocksyoursocks123
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    My headphones are like my own 'DO NOT DISTURB' signs.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
16. aliyarocksyoursocks123
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    Have you ever....
    jumped from couch to couch as a kid...
    to escape the LAVA? I know I have! :)
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
17. aliyarocksyoursocks123
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    How I say the alphabet: A B C D E F G H I J K Elomeno P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 24 points
18. aliyarocksyoursocks123
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    *finds note in lunchbox*
    As a Kid:
    I love you hope you had a good day sweetie!!! -xoxo Mommy
    As a Teen:
    BEHAVE.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
19. aliyarocksyoursocks123
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    When life hands you lemons...
    THROW THEM AT YOUR ENEMIES! :D
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 18 points
20. aliyarocksyoursocks123
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    Never play with someone's heart...
    ...Cuz in the end, it's yours that's being hurt.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles