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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. FlorenceSong FlorenceSong
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    12th Doctor: still not ginger

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    why are all social sites blue?
    because it’s the color of the sky and we never go out to see it.

  4. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    "Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?"
    "Math."

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    I hate girls who complain about guys hitting on them.
    Wow, your life myst be hard. Guys find you attractive. That must be terrible. I feel for you.

  6. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    K
    Look, its Kristen Stewart.

  7. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    We met for a reason
    Either you're a blessing or a lesson

  8. KerenThompson KerenThompson
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    Isn't it ironic...
    that when you fold a heart in half you get a tear drop?

  9. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Open question:
    What is a good age to lose your verginity?
    Best answer:
    When you can spell it correctly.
    Asker's Rating: * * * *

  10. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    me: can you please stop smoking?
    mom: well only if you get a quote with 500 favs. that seems like a reasonable cause to stop.

  11. Smiliezz900 Smiliezz900
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    When you make
    awkward eye contact
    with someone more than
    once on accident.

  12. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    That moment whenever
    you pour a bowl of cereal, then realize theres no milk. So you just
    sit there, staring, and wondering why bad things happen to good people.

  13. N30NC4T N30NC4T
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Sl.ut: I'm gonna get 10 times as many guys that you're gonna get!
    Me: *Starts rolling on floor laughing*
    Sl.ut: What's so funny?
    Me: 10 x 0 = 0
    nmq

  14. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    the two 4 letter words that mean the most to us:
    food
    &
    wifi

  15. smileyxo5077 smileyxo5077
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 9:14am UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    my mom doesn't understand that;
    even though my room looks dirty to her,
    I know where my things are.
    -MILEY CYRUS. ♥

  17. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
    for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    My guy friend almost got into a fight at Wal-Mart 'cause this kid thought he was funny in front of his friends:
    Kid: Nice V-neck. Looks like my sister's.
    My friend: Oh, I'm sorry. Must've put on the wrong shirt after I f/cked her.

  20. Jake_from_State_Farm Jake_from_State_Farm
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    I'm wearing
    khakis..

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