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  1. Eli123qwe Eli123qwe
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:08am UTC
    I'm awesome
    [Agree] [die]

  2. Eli123qwe Eli123qwe
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 11:55pm UTC
    If you hit an obstacle, →back up and
    >>charge harder<<
    You'll get over it... or through it.
    If you go through it, I have a first aid kit.

  3. Eli123qwe Eli123qwe
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Me: I try to follow back!
    *followers: 37*
    *following: 38*
    Wittian: I follow back! XD
    *followers: 529*
    *following: 14*
    Thank you, if you're not one of those people...

  4. Eli123qwe Eli123qwe
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    Error 404
    I'm so f*cking awesome.
    Agree
    Die

  5. Eli123qwe Eli123qwe
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    I hate it when teachers use suuuuuper long words,
    then attempt to explain it to us.
    I mean, it's such a floccinaucinihilipilification process.
    floccinaucinihilipilification
    floccinaucinihilipilification
    floccinaucinihilipilification
    floccinaucinihilipilification

  6. Glitters2335 Glitters2335
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Finding homework answers on the internet because my teacher found it there....

  7. Glitters2335 Glitters2335
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    Plot twist: there is no plot twist.

  8. Glitters2335 Glitters2335
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Me: I ate yellow snow.
    Friend: disgusting!
    Me: snowcone!

  9. rawrcookiezz rawrcookiezz
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    Friend: My mom forbids Coke at resturants >.<
    Me: Huh? I haven't even drank soda before... What does it taste like?
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend: *dramatic outburst* Tastes like heaven... IF YOU HAVEN'T DRANK SODA YET, YOU HAVEN'T LIVED YOUR LIFE!!!
    Me: Oh, I haven't eaten hamburgers, chicken nuggets, steak, lamb, beef, and those things either...

  10. Glitters2335 Glitters2335
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Emojie Time~Oppa Gangnam Style!
    ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ Eeeeyyyy smexy laaaaaadyyyy
    ヘ( ̄ー ̄ヘ) Op
    (ノ ̄ー ̄)ノ Op
    (〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜 Op
    〜( ̄△ ̄〜) Op
    (☞゚∀゚)☞ Oppan Gangnam Style

  11. ①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ* ①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 7:59am UTC
    Hey, I just met you
    and this is crazy
    But yhu typeee lyke dys
    use spell check, maybe?

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    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    POINTLESS
    BUTTON
    WARNING: POINTLESS
    asdf movie :)

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    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    Anyone Remember....
    Happy Llama
    Sad Llama
    Mentally Disturbed Llama
    Super Llama
    Double Llama
    Big Fat Mama Llama
    Camel!
    Alpaca!
    (whoooosh) MOOSE!
    Awkward Turtle....
    SHARK!
    Bait!
    Hoo ha ha!

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    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:30pm UTC
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    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    Boy: You're really hot wanna go out?
    Girl: I have a boyfriend.
    Boy: And I have a math test tomorrow
    Girl: What does that have to do with anything?
    Boy: I thought we were both listing things we could cheat on...


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