Friend: My mom forbids Coke at resturants >.<
Me: Huh? I haven't even drank soda before... What does it
taste like?
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: *dramatic outburst* Tastes like heaven... IF YOU HAVEN'T DRANK SODA YET, YOU
HAVEN'T LIVED YOUR LIFE!!!
Me: Oh, I haven't eaten hamburgers, chicken nuggets, steak,
lamb, beef, and those things either...