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  1. randomlove randomlove
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2009 6:37pm UTC
    &&i'mthe kind of girl who;;
    spends time learning the
    Hoedown Throwdown.

  2. randomlove randomlove
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 1:27pm UTC
    &&i'mthe kind of girl who;;
    takes hours getting ready
    just for that special
    someone she sees once a
    day and then realizes it's
    Saturday.

  3. randomlove randomlove
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 2:35pm UTC
    &&i'mthe kind of girl who;;
    trys to put m&m's in
    alphabetical order.

  4. randomlove randomlove
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 2:32pm UTC
    &&i'mthe kind of girl who;;
    gets high off a trampoline.

  5. randomlove randomlove
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2009 10:31pm UTC
    I'm not stalking...
    i'm investigating
    what goes on
    around him.

  6. randomlove randomlove
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2009 10:30pm UTC
    If only he could see,
    what she goes through
    everyday...
    just for him. <3

  7. randomlove randomlove
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2009 10:29pm UTC
    &&i'mthe kind of girl who;;
    when someone tells me to
    grow up, i'll be walking on
    stilts the next day.

  8. randomlove randomlove
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2009 10:24pm UTC
    Just put it in your mouth and suck on it. It's not that hard.
    My 2 year old sister is having her first popsicle.

  9. randomlove randomlove
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2009 10:23pm UTC
    Back and Forth
    Back and Forth
    Up and Down
    Up and Down
    Left to Right
    Left to Right
    It's called soccer.

  10. randomlove randomlove
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2009 6:34pm UTC
    &&i'mthe kind of girl who;;
    starts yelling HOEDOWN
    when one of my friends fall.

  11. randomlove randomlove
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2009 6:27pm UTC
    & i have the type of friends...
    who eat my lunch before i
    even get to
    {look at it}.

  12. randomlove randomlove
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2009 8:56pm UTC
    & i'm the kinda girl
    who trips over high heels...
    when i'm not wearing them.

  13. randomlove randomlove
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2009 11:10pm UTC
    You can raid my dungeon anytime.
    *17 Again*

  14. randomlove randomlove
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2009 6:15pm UTC
    Be a rebel
    Chew gum during band class.

  15. randomlove randomlove
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2009 8:22pm UTC
    I'm not copying,
    I'm just using my resources wisely.

  16. randomlove randomlove
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 10:08pm UTC
    & i'm the kinda girl who prank calls someone but forgets to use *67.

  17. randomlove randomlove
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2009 10:05pm UTC
    & i'm the kinda girl who writes as many answers as she can on herself to use on a test but realizes the test is tomorrow after i'm done writing answers.

  18. randomlove randomlove
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2009 10:43pm UTC
    Passing by the Dental Clinic of the Rockies.
    My friend: So is that where the Rockies(baseball team) get their teeth done at.
    Next day we are passing by the Medical Clinic of the Rockies.
    Me to her: That's where the Rockies(baseball team) go to the hospital.

  19. randomlove randomlove
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2009 6:17pm UTC
    A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?" The agent replies, "Just a minute..." "Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
    *No offense to blondes*

  20. randomlove randomlove
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2009 6:16pm UTC
    A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
    *No offense to blondes*

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