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randomlove
posted a quote
July 31, 2009 11:47pm UTC

&&i'mthe kind of girl who;;
blesses and thanks myself
after i sneeze.

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randomlove
posted a quote
July 31, 2009 11:44pm UTC

Today, I threw my frisbee into some weeds. I went looking for it, and instead found two smaller frisbees. I felt my frisbee had given birth and moved on. I mourned my frisbee, but will protect its children. MLIA

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randomlove
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July 31, 2009 11:43pm UTC

&&i'mthe kind of girl who;;
allows me a 3 hour break
after doing 30 minutes
of homework.

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randomlove
posted a quote
July 31, 2009 11:41pm UTC

&&i'mthe kind of girl who;;
gets excited over foamy soap.

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randomlove
posted a quote
July 31, 2009 11:36pm UTC

&&i'mthe kind of girl who;;
changes the date on
assignments a week before
it's due so it looks like i
didn't procastinate.

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randomlove
posted a quote
July 31, 2009 11:32pm UTC

&&i'mthe kind of girl who;;
finds the perfect comeback
for an arguement a
week later.

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randomlove
posted a quote
July 31, 2009 11:30pm UTC

Today I though of the perfect comeback for an argument I had three days ago. MLIA

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randomlove
posted a quote
July 31, 2009 11:28pm UTC

Today I won a million dollars,
but I closed out of the pop-up anyway. MLIA

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randomlove
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July 31, 2009 11:26pm UTC

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randomlove
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 1:46am UTC

&&i'mthe kind of girl who;;
falls into a pool when trying
to get something out.

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randomlove
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 1:45am UTC

&&i'mthe kind of girl who;;
falls face flat in rocks
when racing a hot guy.

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randomlove
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 1:44am UTC

&&i'mthe kind of girl who;;
that believes that everyone
has a destiny
&
in the end they will be with
the one they are meant to
be with.

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randomlove
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 1:42am UTC

&&i'mthe kind of girl who;;
still eats baby bottle pops.

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randomlove
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 1:37am UTC

One night a guy & girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sense there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that is was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into him pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. he swerved right into the driver's seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love i would die."

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randomlove
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 1:11am UTC

&&i'mthe kind of girl who;;
swings in the baby swings.

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randomlove
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 1:09am UTC

&&i'mthe kind of girl who;;
colors in my 4 year old
sister's coloring book
more then she does.

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randomlove
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 1:07am UTC

&&i'mthe kind of girl who;;
can see the smallest bug
flying at her face but can't
see a volleyball coming
at her.

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randomlove
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 1:04am UTC

Friends: Put ice down your back nicely.
Best Friends: Fiercly throw you in a pile of ice.

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randomlove
posted a quote
July 19, 2009 9:00pm UTC

&&i'mthe kind of girl who;;
gets lost using a GPS.

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randomlove
posted a quote
July 11, 2009 5:26pm UTC

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They find a lamp and rub it and out pops a genie. "I will grant each of you one wish" the genie said.
The first blonde said that she wished to be smarter than the other two, and she turned into a brunette and swam off the island.
The second blonde said that she wished to be smarter than the other two, and she turned into a red-head and built a raft and rowed off the island.
The third blonde wished to be smarter than the other two, and she turned into a man and walked across the bridge.
*No offense to blondes*

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