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CantThink
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September 3, 2013 10:55pm UTC

I'm looking back at some of my older quotes. I regret it all. Mass delete.

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Buzz_LightYear
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August 12, 2013 6:49pm UTC

School hasnt even started yet and I already can't stand people.

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Buzz_LightYear
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August 9, 2013 12:36am UTC

me: *shows friends a band*
friend: what is this-
me: shh... Just absorb it..

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Buzz_LightYear
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August 18, 2013 5:37pm UTC

Next time a guy says "You're mad, are you on your period?" Respond with " I wake up in a pile of blood, and I'll end you like that."

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Buzz_LightYear
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August 19, 2013 5:17pm UTC

Um excuse me but if someone just made lucky charms with just the marshmellow's they'd be like billionaires.

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Buzz_LightYear
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September 1, 2013 9:26pm UTC

Say "punny" intead of "funny" one more time.
I. Dare. You.

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lithium*
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September 1, 2013 7:12pm UTC

if you ever
ever
try to wake me before i am ready to wake up at a sleepover
i will have no problem in ending your existence

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glitter162*
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September 1, 2013 4:24pm UTC

Don't have se/x on an
elevator. It is wrong on so many levels.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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September 1, 2013 5:49pm UTC

I’m getting a fu.cking divorce.
- my dad when my mom threw a draw 4 in uno

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DoneAwayWithDrama
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June 27, 2013 7:40pm UTC

*on the phone with my boyfriend*
him: oh a shooting star!!
me: make a wish!
him: I did
me: what'd you wish for?
him: what I always wish for
me: and what's that?
him: I can't tell you or it might not come true
*a little while later*
him: ok I changed my wish so I can tell you what my original wish was
me: what did you wish for?
him: I wished that me and you will stay together forever

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DoneAwayWithDrama
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June 27, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Me: *asleep on my bed*
Mom: *yells my name from the kitchen*
Me: *wakes up*
Me: WHAT?!?
Mom: help me cook supper
Me: I'm kind of asleep
Mom: not anymore
Me: I'm too tired to cook
Mom: well if you're too tired to cook then you're too tired to eat
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: I'm coming

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DoneAwayWithDrama
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July 6, 2013 11:58pm UTC

my neice: im going to the beach
me: what are you going to do at the beach?
her: a belly flop

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CantThink
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June 17, 2013 9:51pm UTC

When you are so excited over something that you can't even form proper sentences or express your emotions because everything is just so UGHOMGASDFGHJKLAJGIFH BVAG

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CantThink
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June 17, 2013 10:44pm UTC

Attractive males.
Either stop being so cute or date me.
There can be no in-between.

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CantThink
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June 19, 2013 11:20pm UTC

FML Moments #74
You finish a book/book series and don't know what to do with your life.

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CantThink
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June 25, 2013 9:47pm UTC

I couldn't remember the word best man, so I just said "Male of Honor."

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CantThink
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June 28, 2013 11:09pm UTC

My mom's name is Debra. I was writing her name on something for her, in Sharpie I might add. I put Derba.
DERBA.

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CantThink
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July 6, 2013 11:41pm UTC

So I put my school picture in a frame and put it in our living room.
When my dad got home, I asked him if he noticed anything different.
He looked around and was like, "Did you curl your hair?"
And I was like, "NO DAD. MY HAIR IS ALWAYS LIKE THIS. DO YOU NOT NOTICE THE
FACT THAT MY FACE IS NOW FRAMED ON A TABLE. GOSH BE MORE
OBSERVANT."

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bianca4evr
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August 31, 2013 7:39pm UTC

And I would give ANYTHING to be with you EVERYDAY for the REST of our lives

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iheartyoux
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December 3, 2010 6:57pm UTC

That amazing feeling.
when you found out he just broke up with his girlfriend, & that you might just have a chancee <3

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