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1. silje_x3
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC
   If you were born in the 90's
   The best P.E. lessons involved
   a rainbow colored parachute
   
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2. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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3. MeBeNiKsiE
   posted a quote
   December 10, 2010 2:48pm UTC
   TODAY,
   I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks.
   I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana.
   She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
   because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked.
   I l o v e t h i s k i d .
   MLIA :)
   
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4. rachvolleyelle4
   posted a quote
   March 19, 2011 8:32pm UTC
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5. itslashellebitchezz
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2010 9:14pm UTC
   Who else remembers;
   "Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"
   
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6. LimitedEditionBarbie
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2011 4:42pm UTC
   trust is like an eraser
   it gets smaller & smaller
   [after everymistake.. ] ♥
   
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7. xomiissyyxo
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2011 7:07pm UTC
   my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said
   " at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
   i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too
   notmine
   
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8. Hazel_Eyes_09
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2010 9:23pm UTC
   & who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to
   flip the page over
   
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9. beautyinabox
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC
   Favorite if you've ever had a,
   Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.
   
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10. rosieisodd
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    It's not that I hate you,
    it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
    if you were on fire and I had water,
    I would probably drink the water.
    
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11. JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    ♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
    you cried
    When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
    you didn't say good bye.
    I got lucky and got a donor heart
    But When I Came Home
    I Couldn't Find You
    Finally I asked your mom
    && She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
    "Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"
    ♥
    
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12. smilex0
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC
    when i'm in the car
    and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥
    
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13. AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    he broke your heart?
    break his xbox.
    
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14. Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    One of the saddest sights in
    the world is seeing your mom cry.
    
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15. theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    Christmas #4:
    When it comes to making a 'Christmas list'
    my mind goes 100% BLANK!!
    only me?.
    
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16. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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17. JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    i go to a school where;
    the students are higher than their grades.
    
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18. dave franco*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    The awkward moment when someone's
    crying
    and you're just sitting there awkwardly like "wanna hug?"
    
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19. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    Listening to someone talk while your writing
    and accidently write down what theyre saying.
    
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20. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    If your birthday is in November,
    then you know, your parents really enjoyed Valentines Day...
    NFM/FMQ
    
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