Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

queenceyrene

  1. ForeverYoung833 ForeverYoung833
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    I'm at Payne phone trying to Paul home
    all of my Zayn I've spent on Lou.
    Bear hazza times gone?
    Harry it's all wrong, where are the all of the plans we Zayn for Lou
    If Harry ever after did exist,
    Niall would still be holding Lou like this.
    Most of these fan fictions are full of sh*t, one more Zux like fanfic I'll be sick
    Now i'm at a Payne Phone

  2. flyfearless22 flyfearless22
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    I hate the fact that you're way taller than me.
    Trust me. There's an advantage.
    What?
    When i hug you, you can listen to my heart which only beats for you.

  3. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Fans:
    Harry Potter fan: I wanna go to Hogwarts!
    Percy Jackson Fan: I've always wanted to go to Camp Half Blood
    Hunger Games fan: I'm fine...

  4. BeKaHlYnN BeKaHlYnN
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    What to do before I die.
    If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
    Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
    Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
    Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
    Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
    Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
    Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
    Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
    Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
    Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
    Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
    Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
    Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
    Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
    Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
    Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
    Find fat lady. Ask her to sing

  5. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Teacher: Why didn't you study?
    Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
    1111 tumblr

  6. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #77
    the crusty stuff you get in the corner of your eyes when you wake up is remnant of your dreams.
    the color tells about how your dreams were.
    yellow means you dreamt about love.
    brown means you dreamt about death.
    green means you dreamt about wealth.
    colorless means you dreamt about fame.
    black means you dreamt about nothing.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  7. livelaughlovee16 livelaughlovee16
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    today i was an amusmant park with my school,
    and i saw a hot guy.
    so i pulled out a sharpie,
    walked over to him,
    and said,
    "can i test my sharpie on you?"
    he shrugged so i took his arm,
    wrote my number on it, and walked away.
    i got a text a few minutes later saying,
    "i think it works."

  8. queenceyrene queenceyrene
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:14am UTC
    You brought
    C O L O R S
    into my life

  9. iluvyouu52 iluvyouu52
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 4:16pm UTC
    Alex: What do you mean sort of your cousin?
    Matt: Shes adopted.
    Alex: So you could date her.
    Matt: Yeah.
    Alex: Do you want to?
    Matt: No.
    Alex: Would you care if I did?
    Matt: No.
    Alex: So I can?
    Matt: I'm warninq you, she has a mouth.
    Alex: Good. It makes it easier to kiss.
    Leqacy of Lies - Elizabeth Chandler x3

  10. michaelaxxlovesyou michaelaxxlovesyou
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2010 11:51am UTC
    It matters...
    but how do you tell someone it matters ?
    - ALEX GASKARTH -

  11. ALLxTiM3xLOV3 ALLxTiM3xLOV3
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2009 8:22pm UTC
    "Life's greatest tragedy
    is not that it will someday end,
    but that most only live to
    follow directions and sometimes
    we end up totally lost."
    — Alex Gaskarth

  12. bubbles261 bubbles261
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. michaelaxxlovesyou michaelaxxlovesyou
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 3:00pm UTC
    all time low quote #2!
    "It's easy to [ f o r g e t ] how to appreciate your front door,
    when your always *walking through it*."
    -Alex Gaskarth
    he amazes me (:

  14. hip_hop_hottie hip_hop_hottie
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2009 9:11pm UTC
    We're getting higher every time that we love
    A little >>closer<< to the things we fall back on
    If you come over than together willing
    We'll take over the world
    <3
    No One Can Touch Us- Sing it Loud Feat. Alex Gaskarth.
    (loveeeeee thisss sonnggggg!)
    (:

  15. michaelaxxlovesyou michaelaxxlovesyou
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 3:55pm UTC
    All time low quote #6
    "His wasted heart will beat for her always."
    -Alex Gaskarth <33
    i love himm.

  16. Immortal Immortal
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    This song's about my herpes
    It's called Break Out! Break Out!
    -Alex Gaskarth<3

  17. NLG6 NLG6
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    "I am only human
    - two hands, ten fingers, & a life."
    -Alex Gaskarth

  18. softballlvr894 softballlvr894
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2009 12:51am UTC
    Take a minute to learn me,
    take a moment to love me,
    because I need your love to live,
    and without it,
    I am nothing.
    -Alex Gaskarth <3

  19. youamazeme youamazeme
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2009 11:32am UTC
    "make the most of living while you're young,
    and have the chance to take your chances."
    - Alex Gaskarth <3

  20. Angiie_Would_Be_Me_x3 Angiie_Would_Be_Me_x3
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2009 11:38am UTC
    "I Want to see someone
    post something about the homosexual love
    between Gabe Saporta and myself."
    - - Alex Gaskarth<3

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles