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1. Immortal
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   April 29, 2011 8:29pm UTC
   The awkward moment when
   you realise that Chelsy Davy's face is the same colour as Prince Harry's hair.
   
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2. Immortal
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   April 19, 2011 3:11pm UTC
   I love you
   too much.
   
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3. Immortal
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   April 15, 2011 1:54pm UTC
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4. Immortal
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   April 15, 2011 9:29am UTC
   Some of the greatest things in life are unseen;
   That's why you close your eyes when you
   kiss, cry or dream.
   
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5. Immortal
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   February 14, 2011 1:19pm UTC
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6. Immortal
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   February 13, 2011 3:57pm UTC
   Hi, I'm a fly.
   I ' m g o n n a p i s s t h e h e l l o u t t a y o u b y b u z z i n g r o u n d i n y o u r f a c e ,
   s t a n d i n s o m e s h i t , a n d s t a n d i n y o u r f o o d .
   A n d w h y n o t , l e t s g o c r a z y a n d l a y a f e w e g g s i n y o u r f o o d w h i l e I ' m a t i t
   
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7. Immortal
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   February 13, 2011 3:34pm UTC
   & + guys will never know why girls find it so fun talking on the phone to each other for 2 hours straight.
   
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8. Immortal
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   February 13, 2011 11:34am UTC
   It's the greatest thing that's yet to have happened
   imagine knowing me
   
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9. Immortal
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   February 13, 2011 10:39am UTC
   Studies show that 90% of women don't like men in pink t-shirts.
   Ironically,
   90% of men in pink t-shirts don't like women.
   Facebook
   
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10. Immortal
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    February 13, 2011 10:19am UTC
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11. Immortal
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    February 13, 2011 10:11am UTC
    S T FU
    my nan bullies your nan at bingo.
    Facebook
    
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12. Immortal
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    February 12, 2011 5:38pm UTC
    screw guys.
    This valentines day I'm giving a card to my cat.
    
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13. Immortal
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 5:10pm UTC
    A little word of advice to guys;
    when a girl tells you she's cold
    what she means is;
    "I want you to take your jacket off &give it to me,
    then put your arms around me to keep me warm."
    
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14. Immortal
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    February 12, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    Really delete this quote?
    <div id="deletequoteform-2439075" style="display: none;"> Really delete this quote?<br /> </div> <div id="code2439075" style="display: none; text-align: center;"> <br /> <div > <div > <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center; line-height: 29px;"> <div style="background-color: black;"> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;"><span style="font-family: century gothic;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Oh, you have an Irish accent?</span><br /> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 72px;"><span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="letter-spacing: -8px;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Excuse me while I take<br /> my </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 72px;"><span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="letter-spacing: -8px;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">clot</span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span id="please credit!"><span style="font-family: arial;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="letter-spacing: 4px; font-size: 11px; word-spacing: -4px;"> </span></font></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 72px;"><span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="letter-spacing: -8px;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">hes</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 72px;"><span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="letter-spacing: -8px;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> off.</span></span></span></span><br /> <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span id="please credit!"><span style="font-family: arial;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="letter-spacing: 4px; font-size: 11px; word-spacing: -4px;">facebook<3</span></font></span></span></span></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="quote round"> <div > <div > <div> <div> <div> <div> <p _mce_style="text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: black;" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% black; text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span _mce_style="color: #808080;"><span _mce_style="font-size: 36px;" style="font-size: 36px;"><span _mce_style="font-family: courier new;" style="font-family: courier new;"><span _mce_style="font-family: times new roman;" style="font-family: times new roman;"><span _mce_style="font-family: century gothic;" style="font-family: century gothic;"><span _mce_style="font-family: bradley hand itc;" style="font-family: bradley hand itc;"><span _mce_style="font-family: verdana;" style="font-family: verdana;"><span _mce_style="letter-spacing: -8px;" style="letter-spacing: -8px;"><span style="font-size: 28px;">N o t b e i n g a b l e t o p i s s i n a p u b l i c t o i l e t</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br /> <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span id="please credit!"><span style="font-family: arial;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="letter-spacing: 4px; font-size: 11px; word-spacing: -4px;">'cause you're worried that someone will hear you</span></font></span></span></span></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div>
    Friendship;
    It's like peeing yourself.
    Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
    
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15. Immortal
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    February 12, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    Everyone is entitled to their own opinion,
    It's just that yours is stupid.
    
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16. Immortal
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    February 12, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    Really delete this quote?
    <div > <div > <div> <div> <div style="text-align: center; line-height: 29px;"> <div style="background-color: black;"> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;"><span style="font-family: century gothic;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Oh, you have an Irish accent?</span><br /> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 72px;"><span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="letter-spacing: -8px;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Excuse me while I take<br /> my </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 72px;"><span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="letter-spacing: -8px;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">clot</span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span id="please credit!"><span style="font-family: arial;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="letter-spacing: 4px; font-size: 11px; word-spacing: -4px;"> </span></font></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 72px;"><span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="letter-spacing: -8px;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">hes</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 72px;"><span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="letter-spacing: -8px;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> off.</span></span></span></span><br /> <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span id="please credit!"><span style="font-family: arial;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="letter-spacing: 4px; font-size: 11px; word-spacing: -4px;">facebook<3</span></font></span></span></span></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div>
    N o t b e i n g a b l e t o p i s s i n a p u b l i c t o i l e t
    'cause you're worried that someone will hear you
    
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17. Immortal
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    February 12, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    Dudes with afros
    don't hav e to be hot
    g i r l s w i l l s t i l l g o o u t w i t h t h e m
    just 'cause they have an afro
    
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18. Immortal
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    February 12, 2011 2:37pm UTC
    Did you have a positive high school experience?
    No, I was pregnant.
    -Jack Barakat
    
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19. Immortal
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    February 12, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    This song's about my herpes
    It's called Break Out! Break Out!
    -Alex Gaskarth<3
    
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20. Immortal
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    February 12, 2011 1:24pm UTC
    Put your iPod on shuffle.
    1.) How am I feeling today? Kiss And Tell - You Me At Six
    2.) Where will I get married? Hello Brooklyn - All Time Low
    3.) What is my best friend's theme song? Mad As Rabbits - Panic At The Disco
    4.) What is school like? Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy
    5.) What is the best thing about you? Self Inflicted - Katy Perry
    6.) How is today going to be? Let It Roll - All Time Low
    7.) What is in store for this weekend? New Jersey - You Me At Six
    8.) What song describes your parents? Back To The Start - Lily Allen
    9.) How is my life going? Looking Up - Paramore
    10.) What song will they play at my funeral? Break Out! Break Out! - All Time Low
    11.) How does the world see me? Kings And Queens - 30 Seconds To Mars
    12.) What do my friends really think of me? Shameless - All Time Low
    13) Who absolutely loves me? S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W - My Chemical Romance
    14.) How can I make myself happy? Let Me Take You There - Plain White T's
    15.) What should I do with my life? She Had The World - Panic At The Disco
    16.) Will I ever have children? The Rock Show - Blink 182
    17.) What is some good advice? Keep The Change, You Filthy Animal - All Time Low
    
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