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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 1:52pm UTC

The flutters of butterfly wings
in the pit of my stomach,
the tingle that surfaced under my skin when we touched,
the glance from the corner of our eyes that made me smile,
and the deep warm whole feeling between my chest.
When you left, you didn’t just take you;
you took it all...

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Steve
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 11:31am UTC

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of their character.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Steve
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 7:33pm UTC

If you know a lot, know enough to make them respect you.
If you are stupid, be stupid enough they pity you.
— Cambodian Proverb

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Steve
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March 14, 2013 12:53am UTC

A child who is carried on the back will not know how far the journey is.
— Nigerian Proverb

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Steve
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February 22, 2013 11:19pm UTC

Good habits result from resisting temptation.

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Steve
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 4:38pm UTC

"Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all gonna die and then you're gonna be dead for way longer than you're alive. Like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead people that didn't die yet." — comedian Louis C.K.

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 9:00pm UTC

∉
Take the word 'Bullies'
It's really a combination of two words:
Bullsh*t, and lies.
The "tough" front they have is the bullsh*t,
And the things they say about you are lies.
format by fake_a_smile

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 10:46pm UTC

How to find the name of a song:
Google as many of the words as you remember, and
hope for the best.
n m f

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 4:40pm UTC

Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate bars and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me: I'm not sharing.

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 12:26am UTC

Friend: I have to fart ..
Me: Please dont ..
Friend:
Me:
*Friend smiles *
Me:Oh God !
Survey:
Like= You Been In This Situation Before
Comment= No

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 10:46pm UTC

I only part y on 2 occasions.
1.) when it's my birthday
2.) when it's not

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xxmorganx
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 5:49pm UTC

THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL.
Everyone- Oh my god! I'm going to miss you sooo much! We definitely have to hang out during the summer! Hope you have a good summer! *crying.*
Me- ........................ I secretly hated you all.
THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
Everyone- Oh my god!! Can you believe we're in this grade now? I missed you so much! Haven't seen you since (previous) grade! How was your summer? This is going to be a great year! You've gotten prettier!
Me- ................. I still hate you all.

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 4:16pm UTC

hey i just met you,
and girl you look crazy
what brand's your make-up
crayola maybe?
Fave for a series.

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honeyho11y
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 2:54pm UTC

That girl you just called a mudblood?
She spends hours every day practicing spells hoping people will like her
That boy you just stupified?
His parents use the cruciatus curse on him regularly
The guy you just made fun of for crying?
His mother was killed by a death eater
That kid you just pushed?
Hes trying to use the killing curse on himself
Fave this if you are against bullying. You never know what its like until you fly a mile on someone elses broom.

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only_abigale
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 2:22pm UTC

click to see this quote

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mooymolo
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 9:37am UTC

Dear 11:11,
You owe me six ponies, thirteen Hogwarts acceptance letters, four kisses from that one guy in my study hall, and twenty-three dates with the cute guy in my math class that I like. I do not accept coupons.
Sincerely, impatient.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 10:36pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When
you tickle someone but they're not even ticklish.

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manSlaughterhahagetit
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 10:03am UTC

OH IM SORRY
I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU'RE
AN EXPERT ON MY LIFE
AND HOW I SHOULD LIVE IT.
PLEASE CONTINUE WHILE I
TAKE NOTES.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 6:24pm UTC

Oh, you lost your cell phone on vibrate?
If you like it, then you should'a put a ring on it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 6:19pm UTC

Buy a hamster.
Name it Virginity.
Lose the hamster.
Close enough.

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